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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10665 on: May 27, 2015, 03:00:59 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on May 27, 2015, 02:02:20 am
Also Remalle your face is nice and aesthetically pleasing to look at. I'd totally put your face on a gritty 80s sci-fi novel cover. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10666 on: May 27, 2015, 09:31:58 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10667 on: May 27, 2015, 10:50:53 am »
Quote from: Mini on May 27, 2015, 03:37:07 am
if you plan to play with someone who's not yourself then it'd probably get pretty awkward.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10668 on: May 27, 2015, 11:19:44 am »
Quote from: TempAcc on May 26, 2015, 09:31:34 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10669 on: May 27, 2015, 02:42:54 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on May 27, 2015, 02:38:29 pm
go go gadget selective breeding!
Quote from: TempAcc on May 27, 2015, 01:56:19 pm
Its supposed to be a game for kids, but its full of thinly veiled (or not veiled at all) references to sex, prostitution, suicide, murder, decapitation, at least one instance of implied beastiality, masturbation, brain damage, sex toys, drug abuse, corruption, illegal gambling
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10670 on: May 27, 2015, 03:13:29 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on May 25, 2015, 04:15:49 pm
And not the school, I have some bad experiences regarding English classes and tentacles in there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10671 on: May 27, 2015, 03:23:10 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on May 27, 2015, 02:42:54 pm
Quote from: TempAcc on May 27, 2015, 01:56:19 pm
Its supposed to be a game for kids, but its full of thinly veiled (or not veiled at all) references to sex, prostitution, suicide, murder, decapitation, at least one instance of implied beastiality, masturbation, brain damage, sex toys, drug abuse, corruption, illegal gambling

Thought it was LCS until I looked at the source.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10672 on: May 27, 2015, 03:32:12 pm »
Quote from: Akura on May 27, 2015, 03:23:10 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on May 27, 2015, 02:42:54 pm
Quote from: TempAcc on May 27, 2015, 01:56:19 pm
Its supposed to be a game for kids, but its full of thinly veiled (or not veiled at all) references to sex, prostitution, suicide, murder, decapitation, at least one instance of implied beastiality, masturbation, brain damage, sex toys, drug abuse, corruption, illegal gambling

Thought it was LCS until I looked at the source.
Likewise.
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10673 on: May 27, 2015, 03:33:50 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on May 27, 2015, 03:32:12 pm
Quote from: Akura on May 27, 2015, 03:23:10 pm
Quote from: Tawarochir on May 27, 2015, 02:42:54 pm
Quote from: TempAcc on May 27, 2015, 01:56:19 pm
Its supposed to be a game for kids, but its full of thinly veiled (or not veiled at all) references to sex, prostitution, suicide, murder, decapitation, at least one instance of implied beastiality, masturbation, brain damage, sex toys, drug abuse, corruption, illegal gambling

Thought it was LCS until I looked at the source.
Likewise.
Dang it, the intended joke was a "Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking" type thing.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 27, 2015, 09:15:01 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10674 on: May 28, 2015, 01:35:56 am »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on May 27, 2015, 10:05:11 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10675 on: May 28, 2015, 01:58:10 pm »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on May 28, 2015, 01:35:25 pm
Edit: I looked a bit into this, and found something alarming: each country's government is actually making math in labs and universities! Then they give it to schools to distribute to students! I've stumbled upon a conspiracy. How can math users get help, if society doesn't want them to stop?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10676 on: May 28, 2015, 03:45:05 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on May 28, 2015, 01:31:26 pm
Hi, my name is Bauglir, and I'm a *sob* casual math user.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10677 on: May 28, 2015, 04:33:58 pm »
Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on May 28, 2015, 04:32:12 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10678 on: May 28, 2015, 07:25:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10679 on: May 28, 2015, 07:36:09 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on May 28, 2015, 07:33:40 pm
So that's a yes for using brute power to gradually batter down the metaphorical walls of reality?
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