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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763179 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10635 on: May 21, 2015, 03:17:36 pm »

Wow, three different quotes in the same day, posted by three different people.

I'm on a roll!

* Descan rolls down a hill.
The cause of suffering is a lack of enlightenment, which is caused by a person's attachment to OOC quotes.

OOC quotes divide the cosmos, it separates you from yourself. OOC quotes creates time, the pairs of opposites: Attraction and repulsion.

You identify with your self. You have a post history. You have topic interests. There are things that you want to discuss and other things that you want to avoid.

Forum browsing is painful because of OOC quotes. We desire recognition and we chase after OOC bait.

OOC quotes surge through us. And when those quotes are not fullfiled we are unhappy.

The forum doesn't cause us pain by the fact that it exists, but we cause ourselves pain because we attach ourselves to quotes. When those quotes are in conflict with what we want or don't want, we experience pain.

When you want sigs or when you want OOC quotes, you are immediately in a problematic situation.  Your happiness is now a victim to mass appeal.

Masss appeal will not cause happiness. Or if it does, there is the fear of loss, the loss of the object of discussion.

Now you are a slave to it. You have become bound to it. You must make lewd references. You must break taboo. You must shatter the rails. You must get quotes.

Once you are in the world of quotes, it is a real bitch to get out of it. That is why almost everybody is unhappy all the time, because everybody is in the world of quotes.

Your mind is turbulent because you're filled with the desire to express ideas... And yet yearn for quotes. You want too many things.

Quotes always causes pain to the perceiver. You like this OOC roll and don't want it to end. This comes about because of individualized perception.

The world of quotes is the world of pathos. All action is generated by quotes. It is the quotes that live that causes us to baitpost.

People are kept in line in society because they fear regularity. The assumption that underlies this mentality is that a human being will follow their quotes without mitigation.

Most people are scattered around life by quotes. They chase their quotes; they run away from their ideas.

Thousands of quotes flood the mind, and you can follow them if you choose to. But they don't lead any place. They are dead ends. They won't make you happy.

Abandon yourself from the quotes, achieve true enlightenment: Quotes will follow, but they will no longer mean anything to you.

Only then, and only then, will you know the true joys of shitposting. To be rich not in fun, or keks, or lulz - to be truly content, in the shitposts that make life.


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Right.

Anyways, have some OOC:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10636 on: May 21, 2015, 06:11:13 pm »

Ok, how am I supposed to defeat a dinosaur possessed by darkness, as a tailor, with a knife, wearing a maid outfit that is for some reason more protective than any of the armor I had?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10638 on: May 22, 2015, 06:45:40 am »

The world of quotes is the world of pathos.

But...LW...


WE ARE PATHOS

BFEL is happy to be in on this joke now :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10639 on: May 22, 2015, 09:40:39 am »

I now work at a nursing home. It really isnt like highschool for senior citizens at all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10640 on: May 23, 2015, 05:56:20 pm »

whatever the outcome, make that demon belly dance.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10641 on: May 23, 2015, 09:50:44 pm »

Wow, three different quotes in the same day, posted by three different people.

I'm on a roll!

* Descan rolls down a hill.
The cause of suffering is a lack of enlightenment, which is caused by a person's attachment to OOC quotes.

OOC quotes divide the cosmos, it separates you from yourself. OOC quotes creates time, the pairs of opposites: Attraction and repulsion.

You identify with your self. You have a post history. You have topic interests. There are things that you want to discuss and other things that you want to avoid.

Forum browsing is painful because of OOC quotes. We desire recognition and we chase after OOC bait.

OOC quotes surge through us. And when those quotes are not fullfiled we are unhappy.

The forum doesn't cause us pain by the fact that it exists, but we cause ourselves pain because we attach ourselves to quotes. When those quotes are in conflict with what we want or don't want, we experience pain.

When you want sigs or when you want OOC quotes, you are immediately in a problematic situation.  Your happiness is now a victim to mass appeal.

Masss appeal will not cause happiness. Or if it does, there is the fear of loss, the loss of the object of discussion.

Now you are a slave to it. You have become bound to it. You must make lewd references. You must break taboo. You must shatter the rails. You must get quotes.

Once you are in the world of quotes, it is a real bitch to get out of it. That is why almost everybody is unhappy all the time, because everybody is in the world of quotes.

Your mind is turbulent because you're filled with the desire to express ideas... And yet yearn for quotes. You want too many things.

Quotes always causes pain to the perceiver. You like this OOC roll and don't want it to end. This comes about because of individualized perception.

The world of quotes is the world of pathos. All action is generated by quotes. It is the quotes that live that causes us to baitpost.

People are kept in line in society because they fear regularity. The assumption that underlies this mentality is that a human being will follow their quotes without mitigation.

Most people are scattered around life by quotes. They chase their quotes; they run away from their ideas.

Thousands of quotes flood the mind, and you can follow them if you choose to. But they don't lead any place. They are dead ends. They won't make you happy.

Abandon yourself from the quotes, achieve true enlightenment: Quotes will follow, but they will no longer mean anything to you.

Only then, and only then, will you know the true joys of shitposting. To be rich not in fun, or keks, or lulz - to be truly content, in the shitposts that make life.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10642 on: May 24, 2015, 12:37:13 am »

Karl Fimple just seduced a woman.

Karl Fimple is a dog.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10643 on: May 24, 2015, 03:36:11 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10644 on: May 24, 2015, 09:34:28 am »

For a short time, chainmail bikinis were the best armor in the game.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10645 on: May 24, 2015, 02:08:20 pm »

I guess I could give it a shot. And then just go to a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10646 on: May 24, 2015, 02:43:56 pm »

'Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish and you will feed him until zombies controlled by extradimensional amorphous life ambush him while he is reading a human flesh cookbook perched on a child's corpse while high on literally everything.'
   
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10647 on: May 24, 2015, 03:13:01 pm »

OH GOD THE MONGOLS

THE MONGOLS ARE EVERYWHERE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10648 on: May 24, 2015, 03:46:46 pm »

ADBLOCK THAT SHIT m9 DO IT FOR THE GAYS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10649 on: May 24, 2015, 04:17:48 pm »

DELIVER ME FROM THIS ENDLESS MONGOLIA
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