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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 219383 times)

Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3435 on: December 22, 2010, 10:27:08 pm »

...also hire the wizard that did it to go and force our physics upon him
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3436 on: December 22, 2010, 10:28:41 pm »

they detect no magic. Huh.
You call the Anti-Magic Student and he bounces of of the metabridge. oh yeah.

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3437 on: December 22, 2010, 10:29:38 pm »

Cut the smalltalk and physically force the king to the wall with a Cryswarm sword held to his throat. Remind him that this isn't diplomacy. We're telling him to hand over the kingdom, and if he doesn't agree to our terms we'll raze the whole thing to the ground.
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3438 on: December 22, 2010, 10:31:49 pm »

Anti-magic student shall SCIENCE a second bridge to the castle.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3439 on: December 22, 2010, 10:32:34 pm »

While we conquer the kingdom distract the king with a game of pong
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3440 on: December 22, 2010, 10:34:06 pm »

We don't need to conquer the kingdom,  its as small as ours, except with a castle.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3441 on: December 22, 2010, 10:35:11 pm »

Technically ours is larger thanks to our island and tower. Regardless, having more territory can't hurt.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3442 on: December 22, 2010, 10:35:39 pm »

Well distract him and have the dwarves wall him in while he's not paying attention
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3443 on: December 22, 2010, 10:36:08 pm »

But then we would also be walled in.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3444 on: December 22, 2010, 10:36:37 pm »

Summon PONGBOTS.
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3445 on: December 22, 2010, 10:36:44 pm »

Move away from him, distract, wall.
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3446 on: December 22, 2010, 10:36:53 pm »

Cut the smalltalk and physically force the king to the wall with a Cryswarm sword held to his throat. Remind him that this isn't diplomacy. We're telling him to hand over the kingdom, and if he doesn't agree to our terms we'll raze the whole thing to the ground.

Summon PONGBOTS.
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Furtuka

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3447 on: December 22, 2010, 10:37:30 pm »

We can teleport
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3448 on: December 22, 2010, 10:38:02 pm »

The guards tackle you for threatening to smush the king with a sword and robots.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Musical Indecisiveness!
« Reply #3449 on: December 22, 2010, 10:38:26 pm »

Kill the guards.
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