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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1365 on: September 29, 2010, 09:33:17 pm »

Oo, nice idea.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1366 on: September 29, 2010, 09:35:10 pm »

Oo, nice idea.
Quindeed. But where? obviously the dwarves will want to conserve as much as the underground as possible for them, and if its aboveground people might see them in broad daylight.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1367 on: September 29, 2010, 09:36:48 pm »

Make the cellar a somewhat large fourth basement. The training facility will be a HUGE fifth.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1368 on: September 29, 2010, 09:55:20 pm »

You go and ask Axebolted.
"We're busy with the tradin' an' the buildin' and the steathyness-checking." Don't want ye town ta know we be under them until we be well-armed, drunk, and ready for them. Ill put in in the queue though, It'll be gotten to eventually. possibly haphazardly, but it'll be done eventually, and I'll come and tell ye when it is so I can can collect more adamantine from ye in exchange." Leader Bridgeforged says, having downed twice as much alcohol as you'd ever be able to handle while saying that.
You wonder what he meant by drunk, since obviously its not the normal definition.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1369 on: September 29, 2010, 10:00:40 pm »

In the mean time, try to develop a way to transfer a consciousness from one body to another. We can use this to custom build a new, improved body, then wear it.

Try this by training two squirrels in different ways, swapping their minds, then checking to see which is which to tell whether the body swap worked.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1370 on: September 29, 2010, 10:03:09 pm »

In the mean time, try to develop a way to transfer a consciousness from one body to another. We can use this to custom build a new, improved body, then wear it.

Try this by training two squirrels in different ways, swapping their minds, then checking to see which is which to tell whether the body swap worked.
The agreeability is strong in this one.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1371 on: September 29, 2010, 10:23:14 pm »

We aren't strong enough for self-transfer.
squirrels are go, though.

You grab two of your remaining squirrels and fling them outside, inside a quickly metamanced stone arena. You then sit down, relax, and Focus on the squirrels. You listen to them both for a few minutes, then breathe in, out, shut your eyes,, and begin the mentally tiring task of switching a awake squirrel brain with a second one. First, you temporarily memorize the entierity of the second squirrel mind, then start replacing it with the first squirrel's brainstuffs. The first one keels over as soon as you move the last thing, so you quickly dump the backed up second mind into the first. It twitches, jumps up in the air, and starts spewing everything out of everywhere, blood,guts,vomit etc. You stab it and throw it to Sheep Squirrel, who you harvested earlier for 20 reactives. it omnoms, and the second (now first) squirrel is alive and well, aside from a lot of twitching and spasms as it reconfigures everything.

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« Reply #1372 on: September 29, 2010, 10:33:25 pm »

You didn't add any psionics upgrade. I'd assume that something this complicated would make us better, even if it was half failed.

Check to see if Alpha^2 is still breathing. Grab 2 new squirrels and try again.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1373 on: September 29, 2010, 11:10:37 pm »

My question is, What part of having information transferred to the brain causes massive organ loss?

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« Reply #1374 on: September 29, 2010, 11:15:51 pm »

My question is, What part of having information transferred to the brain causes massive organ loss?

Presumably it is the restructuring of the mind sending constant spasms to the entire body. The body would theoretically explode, or go into a permanent pseudo-seizure if the transfer didn't go through properly.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1375 on: September 29, 2010, 11:34:37 pm »

Simple, because the squirrel had to learn how not to vomit it's guts up, ALL OVER AGAIN.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1376 on: September 30, 2010, 11:54:17 am »

Develop a method to transfer minds into computers. probably requiring some kind of special brain-like computer to transfer it to, in which case build that.

Once this is done, transfer a cat mind and hook it up to the cryswarm.
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« Reply #1377 on: September 30, 2010, 01:43:13 pm »

Oy, I did forget to add the upgrade. Rank 11 Psi.
The first one probably died due to Vix not actually copying the brainstuffs, only moving them (leaving the first one brainless for a moment), and then dumping everything the second one had back into it and not organizing it first.

Thoughts of the changed squirrel:
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Zbrgr! thfkdxls! Nut! foot! grass! human! ahh! rtn!
Its still a bit scrambled.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1378 on: September 30, 2010, 02:14:25 pm »

Fill the brain-dead squirrel with
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Eat! Eat! Eat! Kill! Kill! Love? Love!
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1379 on: September 30, 2010, 04:04:46 pm »

Fill the brain-dead squirrel with
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Eat! Eat! Eat! Kill! Kill! Love? No!

Fix'd.

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