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inteuniso

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I'm nice
« on: August 03, 2010, 08:55:29 pm »

Too nice. I need something to help me be meaner when I play football, or something like that. Any ideas?
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 09:01:12 pm »

Find somthing, anything, that frustrates you irrationally. Focus on that anger and hatred. Build on it untill you start to feel it eat away at your thought process, and stop there.

Failing that, you could poorly mentally photoshop Hitler's head on the enemy players.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2010, 09:02:46 pm »

Get a job in customer service.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 09:14:43 pm »

Listen to MANLY and HIGH ENERGY music to get your blood pumping!
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2010, 09:32:39 pm »

Too nice. I need something to help me be meaner when I play football, or something like that. Any ideas?

Become a philosopher.
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inteuniso

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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2010, 09:58:27 pm »

Failing that, you could poorly mentally photoshop Hitler's head on the enemy players.

You got that from the Waterboy, didn't you?

Also, I think the best way is to listen to MANLY music, and think of stuff that makes me angry.

I can't get a job. Most jobs need you to be 16 or above. And philosophy just sends me deep into thought. Not good for Football practice.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 11:17:40 pm »

And philosophy just sends me deep into thought. Not good for Football practice.

I meant "forget football--become a philosopher!"
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2010, 12:53:45 am »

Play golf?
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2010, 01:01:50 am »

start torturing small animals. Learn to enjoy it.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2010, 01:04:46 am »

Kidnap mermaids. Farm them for their bones.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2010, 01:08:24 am »

Try killing someone. It doesn't matter if you're nice if everyone's afraid of you. Then the niceness just makes it worse.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2010, 01:14:10 am »

Crystal Meth.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2010, 02:18:07 am »

Make enemies on the team, succeed to spite them.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2010, 11:01:37 am »

Read some random 'tard filled places on the net, and when you get in flamewars, force yourself to think it's the enemy players.
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Re: I'm nice
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2010, 03:28:12 pm »

Is that what you're doing, Armok?


Too nice. I need something to help me be meaner when I play football, or something like that. Any ideas?


Watch Fox News. Every day. Forever.
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