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[Muz]

Too nice. I need something to help me be meaner when I play football, or something like that. Any ideas?

Maybe football isn't really your kind of game? Try something else where you can play nice.

Or like ask a coach. I'm sure they could find ways to piss you off.

[inteuniso]

Too nice. I need something to help me be meaner when I play football, or something like that. Any ideas?

Maybe football isn't really your kind of game? Try something else where you can play nice.

Or like ask a coach. I'm sure they could find ways to piss you off.

No, I love football. It's just hard. Also the only sport I can really play besides throwing the shot-put.


Anyways, today when playing I had fun hitting people again and again and again. The oddest thing was, I would play and get pissed at the guy in front of me, and afterwards I would barely remember what I did. It was odd.

Just to point out, being mean won't make you better at football. If you want to be mean for the sake of it that is okay though

You would be surprised. A mean man will try to hurt someone more than someone with a sense of compassion.

[Chaoswizkid]

Instead of getting mean you could always just put more mental importance in doing absolutely everything you can for your team. Become so important that you become a major asset to the team by performing excellently. Performing excellently will probably accomplish whatever 'being mean' might.

Or you could think of the opposing team members as objects and approach sociopathic levels of indifference at their very existence...

[ILikePie]

Come live here in Israel for a year or two. When I first got here, I couldn't call someone stupid without feeling guilty. Today, 'stupid' is like another way of saying hello... er, something like that. The phrase son of a bitch is considered mild here, same as fuck you, and many other profanities. We're so cool we shove 'mofo' into every other sentence.

[AtomicPaperclip]

Maybe he really just wants to be mean so he can get womens.

Click. Watch. Gain testosterone. 

I just had to go outside and flatten my trash can with a baseball bat. Thanks a lot.

[Macalano]

Take some improv classes, or drama. Learn to be an actor. i.e. fake it.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Read the Minecraft forum every day. And listen to black metal.

[Jackrabbit]

I know too many 'Look at me I'm so angry!' annoying dipshit black metal listeners to condone unleashing another onto the world.

Now, I'm sure that doesn't make up the majority of black metal fans. I'm sure they're mostly actually decent people who don't whine 24/7 about how it's the only 'real' music and how dark their various metaphysical appendages are, but the risk is there and I'm not willing to take the chance.

[Heron TSG]

Think about your favorite things, and then remember that copper kettles can be used for breaking heads, string for garrote cords, and brown paper bags for smothering.

[Medicine Man]

Read the Minecraft forum every day. And listen to black metal.

Or even worse,listen to its fucking fans.That will get you pissed off fast.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I know too many 'Look at me I'm so angry!' annoying dipshit black metal listeners to condone unleashing another onto the world.

Now, I'm sure that doesn't make up the majority of black metal fans. I'm sure they're mostly actually decent people who don't whine 24/7 about how it's the only 'real' music and how dark their various metaphysical appendages are, but the risk is there and I'm not willing to take the chance.

I like black metal :C

[Jackrabbit]

And I like you. You're the 'majority' that I'm talking about.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

And I like you. You're the 'majority' that I'm talking about.

Woo, I'm a majority.
Funnily enough, since I live in Hull, I think I count as the majority of black metal listeners on my own.

[Labs]

Football as in soccer or football as in gridiron? If it's the latter and you are a lineman, do what I used to do:

1. Think, think deeply about everything you hate or get pissed off about.
2. Channel that hate and make sure it consumes your mind.
3. When you run drills like pushing the sled or running plays, use the hate and crush people under your massive train-like momentum.
4.
5. VICTORY

[Pandarsenic]

Listen to Pendulum. Blood Sugar or Showdown or Granite.

Get Pumped.

Seize Victory.