Match 6Urist mcdeadude versus kilakanManaged by Dwarf mc dwarf and kilikanUrist mcdeadude, a Human from a poor village called the "Steppe of Luxuries", has a reputation for absent mindedness and brutal sadism. Before the match, his "friends" encouraged him to catch his bundle of cats weeks before the tournament began, so he wouldn't forget. And he did so - he caught a cat a day for two weeks straight before the tournament - and then proceeded to eat each one while it was still alive. (The Local population braced themselves for another "cat 'polsion," as they misinterpreted the nature of the yowls.) Luckily his friends, who had already bet heavily on him, managed to round up the required cats for him just before sign-ups closed.
kilikan was vile creature whose origins were unknown to the onlookers. Somehow he had acquired(stolen, no doubt) a large admantine dagger which he now waved around menacingly.
The fight began. Urist mcdeadude was armed with a mace and hit the gremlin in the left hand, shattering it! Kilikan, already in great pain, missed the human. Urist mcdeadude continued the beat down shattering bone after bone in kilikan's feeble body. Soon kilikan fainted, and Urist had the opportunity to end the fight swiftly. He didn't. He methodically probed the Gremlin's body with his mace in an attempt to break everyone of its bones. Finally, there wan only one left: with a mighty swing of his mace Urist mcdeadude shattered the Gremlin's skull, ending its life. The cheers from a group of men in the stands could be heard clearly above the rest.
The damage was far worse by the endUrist mcdeadude is victorious, and advances to the next round!Combat Log:
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left hand with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Kilakan misses Urist mcdeadude!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left lower arm with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Kilakan misses Urist mcdeadude!
Urist mcdeadude charges at Kilakan!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left hand with his bronze mace, bruising the fat!
Urist mcdeadude collides with Kilakan!
Kilakan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Kilakan gives in to pain.
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left hand with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and shattering the right true rib through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right lower arm with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right lower arm with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left lower leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
The Kilakan regains consciousness.
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small bronze breastplate!
The Kilakan gives in to pain.
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left foot with his bronze mace, jamming the bone through the left ankle's muscle and shattering the left ankle's bone!
An artery in the left ankle has been opened by the strike!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left foot with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left upper arm with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left lower leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and shattering the right false rib through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right upper arm with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left hand with his bronze mace, jamming the bone through the left wrist's muscle and shattering the left wrist's bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right ear with his bronze mace, tearing apart the cartilage!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right upper arm with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left foot with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left upper leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the thumb, left hand with his bronze mace, tearing apart the skin!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the upper body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and shattering the left true rib through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the right upper leg with his bronze mace, jamming the bone through the right hip's muscle and shattering the right hip's bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the lower body with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the left lower leg with his bronze mace, shattering the bone!
Urist mcdeadude bashes Kilakan in the head with his bronze mace, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The bronze mace has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kilakan has been struck down.
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Topic: The Bay12 DF Gladiator Challenge! - Tournament #1 (Read 79244 times)