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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2010, 04:30:24 am »

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OT: Saints Row 2 for the PC. Which is to say, the PC port is so god awful it makes me want Murder the person responsible Hold the person responsible hostage Beat the shit out of the person responsible to write a very angry letter to the person responsible! On the flip-side is that, One of the best games I've ever played is Saints Row 2 for the 360. I love that damn game!
What made the PC port so bad?
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2010, 05:18:35 am »

Final Fantasy 4, the most generic JRPG that ever existed. It was actualy the first instance of a RPG for the casual player I saw. Basically square dumbed down the plot and the mechanics (if thats possible) to try and attract new players. It was a disaster.

Really?  Maybe if you weren't around when it was first released, but in 1991 on the SNES it was pretty revolutionary.  When I was about 13, I remember my friend and I rented it and we played it non-stop for about 30 hours.  At the time it was the greatest gaming experience of my life.

I won't argue that going back to it now (remake or not), it feels incredibly generic and boring.  Through the prism of time, it has become less impressive, but I certainly wouldn't put it among the worse games ever.

No no wait, we may be talking about different games. I'm reffering to one which barely has any intro, you're just thrown into a crumbling mountain thing in a generic fantasy setting, not the one that lets you change class or the one involving Cecil and Co.

You must be thinking about FF: Mystic Quest. I haven't really played it much, but my programming group wanted to base our game off of it. The game itself really wasn't that great, from what little I played, but the idea was that it was simple enough to base our own project off of. It really was a very simple game. And we didn't wanna reach too far for our newb programming efforts. :P And it definitely was dumbed down for new players.

Then again, I was playing Dark Cloud 2 just earlier today. I've owned it for years and never got past chapter two. I really want to like it, I really do. I think it has great potential. But running around snapping 10 million pictures and trying to invent things through sheer trial and error gets really old. Really, the main thing I like is the weapon upgrading system. Even the Georama gets annoying sometimes. I just wanna kiiiillll things. :P


It's called a strategy guide.
although some of the pictures are time-specific (Take a picture of the lake at night), enemy-specific (take a picture of some enemy while he's doing something) or simply timed to the story, so fuck 'em.

And by the way, any level with a blue seal is pretty much the game telling you to fuck yourself unless you've been using Monica ever since you got her. Whenever I went into a level that had a blue seal, I exited, went to the store that sold seal breaking items and proceeded to ridepod the rest of the level simply because I dislike Monica's ranged weapon.

I didn't get past Balance Valley. The gimmick of Balance? It's a giant set of platforms over a lake. As you shove down Georama elements, the platform you put them on lowers. I think to finish it 100% you needed to get all four platforms the same height. FUCK THAT.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2010, 05:37:45 am »

dwarf fortress  8)

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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2010, 06:14:26 am »

Ghostbusters.  It was on a pack of old games, so I'm not sure which console it was originally for.

But god it was bad.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2010, 06:23:27 am »

Most recently... god of war 3 and ME2. Of course that's just me. They are well made, but sooooo boring.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2010, 06:25:58 am »

Ghostbusters.  It was on a pack of old games, so I'm not sure which console it was originally for.

But god it was bad.
there are two ghostbusters games, an old, pixelated one, and a 3d one. which one?
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2010, 06:32:02 am »

Ghostbusters.  It was on a pack of old games, so I'm not sure which console it was originally for.

But god it was bad.
there are two ghostbusters games, an old, pixelated one, and a 3d one. which one?
Possible: http://www.cinemassacre.com/2007/02/27/ghostbusters/
It's a review of a ghostbusters game. Not sure if it's the one you're looking for, but it is a shitty game.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2010, 12:16:28 pm »

Battle Cruiser 3000 would be my first pick.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2010, 12:21:43 pm »

Master of Orion 3.  I just couldn't admit to myself how bad it really was.

Failing that, X-COM Enforcer.  I felt obliged to play through it just because of the name "X-COM"
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2010, 12:36:36 pm »

Digimon Rumble Arena 2.

I was a huge Digimon fan at the time. I have a pretty good tolerance for mediocre games, but I found this game insultingly bad.
Digimon World 4 was also pretty bad, mostly by having a tiny cast of playable characters and being utterly incomprehensible to me when I tried it. I couldn't tell if it was really that poorly balanced or I was just doing something wrong.

On the non-Digimon front, I picked up Gex for N64 at a sidewalk sale when I was younger. Bad, bad, bad. 3D platforming game with terrible controls and a main character constantly making "funny" comments.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2010, 12:39:11 pm »

I loved Gex...

I'll agree that the controls were bad and the jokes weren't funny though.  I just liked it for some reason.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2010, 01:03:16 pm »

The first Dark Cloud. Mayhaps I was not playing it right, but in order to get the item shop that sells you items to repair your weapons you need to go through enough dungeon to face enough enemies to completely break your weapons before you attain the item shop. And while there were some interesting gameplay designs I found the dungeoneering to be on the boring side. Sure the second game didn't improve it much, but at least we didn't have boring caves.

You sir, have no idea how long its taken me to find that game. I loved it as a kid.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2010, 01:13:04 pm »

Lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring for the GBA. Half the game involves being stuck in a maze with Tom Bombadil and the thing broke itself before I got to see what horrors they'd done to Durin's bane, the combat was broken the graphics were really, really dark for a GBA game (and it came out before the backlit one) most of the items were awful and they were always splitting the party.

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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2010, 03:17:20 pm »

Daggerfall - Buggy and boring.
Devil May Cry 2 - Inconsistent difficultly, terrible gameplay, tedious bosses and a confusing plot.
Persona 3 - Ugh. A dating sim with crappy dungeon crawling.
FFVII - Boring gameplay and a convoluted swiss cheese plot.
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Re: Worst Games You've Ever Played?
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2010, 03:54:27 pm »

And by the way, any level with a blue seal is pretty much the game telling you to fuck yourself unless you've been using Monica ever since you got her. Whenever I went into a level that had a blue seal, I exited, went to the store that sold seal breaking items and proceeded to ridepod the rest of the level simply because I dislike Monica's ranged weapon.
Yeah, blue seals preventing the Ridepod can be a hassle. And if you want to upgrade your weapons to be the best you kinda need to work with Monica for a while to get the extra character that improves your swords every time you level them. And just ignore her ranged weapon. Having done that I found I could sort of use her(Along with some bombs) to get through those areas without terribly much difficulty.
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