The Rise and Fall of Cappstv6th limestone: Today i had a man run into my office. Scar is the one who keeps me up to date with the going ons in the fortress. So I suspected something terrible has happen. Here is the log of our conversation. It was typed by my sectary.
Cappstv: Hello sir, is there a reason why you randomly just burst into my office?
Concern Citizen: Yes sir, its very important!
Cappstv: Goblin attack? Kobolds stole our only artifact? No more alcohol? Dragon, hydra, cannibalistic elves?
Concern Citizen: No sir, ITS FAR MORE DIRE THEN THAT!
Cappstv: A two headed bronze colossus wielding a flaming blade?
Concern Citizen: No sir, EVEN WORST?
Cappstv: Cacame and Morul some how had a baby that is as crazy as Urist Borushdumat that wants to kill us?
Concern Citizen: No sir, Kogan Lololashed as grown attached to a leopard leather trousers!
Cappstv: GET THE OUT OF MY OFFICE BEFORE I GIVE YOU A BEATING.
19th Limestone: Our architect was in hiding. Apparently he was never assign to do his job. I told him to shut it and design a well.
20th Limestone: Oh great, someone just claim a metal smith forge. Maybe this time I will get something that is actually worth something.
25th Limestone: Its a gold shield. Well that is somewhat useful I guess.
27th Sandstone: The miners have begun work for a tomb for me. In other news the Dariush guy keeps on making masterpiece doors and a forgotten beast was spotted about a few weeks back.
12th Timber: I went to go get a nice drink of ale when I realize we had known. Supposedly I never gave the order to brew anymore drinks, even though I told them TO NEVER STOP BREWING DRINKS. This job is stressful.