All right, you were dorfed. First wave as promised
Now, back to work.
1st Hematite
I've just woken up. Wondering, what woke me up, I heard second bone-freezing scream. So, that matter is solved.
I looked at my announcement rock and carved:
"1st Hematite, 1052
"
It's been just two days and I already filled half a rock! I looked at previous ones - on every rock there was exactly one death announcement and exactly one tantrum throwing. This rock has pretty bad luck - only 12 lines were filled and already there were three deaths! But oh well, they deserve it.
Now, for really bad news - apparently we lack not only booze, but also water - there's not a single drop of it in entire cavern! We'll have to dig deeper. Meanwhile, our farms will soon produce whopping two plump helmets!
2nd Hematite
Surprisingly, all three miners are alive. Considering the immense, untrackable amount of deaths in this fort, that's extremely surprising. I ordered our only squad reorganised and everyone except miners to get into it. Also, there's an elk bird running on rampage in the dining room. It already has a name, so it not only got unnoticed inside, but also killed someone unnoticed. Well, that's hardly surprising.
3rd Hematite
Another wrestler got killed. There's only 14 of us now. I don't care, I just want to finish my immense bedroom digging project and find some water.
Dendrophiles are still stuck in the depot. Our (new) broker got killed, so I'll better order miners to drop the ceiling on elves.
7th Hematite
Wow, it's been whole whopping five days WITHOUT A SINGLE DWARF DEATH! Only 7 troglodytes and 1 skeletal yeti are left. Miners are still lazying about.
14th Hematite
Every single dwarf is dehydrated. The only one merely thirsty is Rimtarshetboth who decided to take himself a nickname "Scaraban". Not that it will help him in the long run...
18th Hematite
Almost everyone is on brink of madness from the massive doomwave that endorsed the fortress of Tinmurdered. The last man ecstasic is Zulban, who still can't think of anything except his artifact. Also, he lacks friend, so even if everything else fails, this can become a hermit fort.
No, wait, it can't. We don't have any water.
19th Hematite
Scaraban got into fight with skeletal yeti who was wandering about for some time and killed a dendrophile meanwhile. All so-called-military is running around throwing things, so he's doomed. Oh well.
20th Hematite
Good bye, Scaraban. We won't forget you.
No, wait. We will. Oh well.
21st Hematite
Some mad animal caretaker got near yeti right when it was tearing Scaraban apart, and it started running after him and away from the
fort bloodmess. I will designate the top entrance to be walled off even though nobody will probably do anything about it...
22nd Hematite
No. I can't believe it. The wall was constructed the very next day it was ordered! However, out thresher walled himself out to yetis. Oh well.
23rd Hematite
Out dining room is totally filled with miasma. I can spot four dead dwarves there and unknown amount more hidden under smog.
25th Hematite
Remember how I told you two and a half months ago that this fortress was extremely dull?
It is still so.
27th Hematite
At least my bedroom project goes along okay. Look at it!
Isn't it beautiful? And there's almost no blood to be seen!
28th Hematite
Today happened the first death from thirst. Two of our miners are dead, and the only living one isn't particularly inclined to dig anything. Not that it will change much. I guess I'll make a quick sketch of this hellhole, so that if anybody will be mad enough to settle here again...
They will think twice about it.
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-9177-tinmurdered-tinmurdered1st Malachite
Second death from thirst. There's only seven of us left.
Now it's more of a bet, who will die last.
3rd Malachite
Only one dwarf is alive. cappstv was second-to-last.
8th Malachite
Surprisingly, one last dwarf is still standing. Or rather running ro the farms planting seeds.
Here's the save, if anyone wants to try and save him or reclaim the fort.
11th Malachite
Skeletal Naked Mole Dog interrupted him midway to the farms. From now on I won't even comment.
16th Malachite
Discovered cavern by running from mole dog.
17th Malachite
Killed the mole dog.
18th Malachite
Walled off from caverns. Taking pick, going to dig down.
20th Malachite
Died.
Finally, my spirit is free from the bonds of those fragile dwarf bodies! Now I can go into hiding again and no one, not even Baron's men, will ever know where I am!