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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[xtank5]

accept, without provisos

Offer handshake as well.

[Cheddarius]

Accept. Ask them about how zombies work, as far as they've figured it out (e.g. how can zombies live without vital organs? Will a headshot kill them, and thus we'll need a helmet? Can we regenerate? Can their surgeons transplant organs from corpses to us and thus help keep us alive?)

[USEC_OFFICER]

You accept their offer. They kinda look relieved. You begin training immediately. Being a zombie, you don't have to sleep, which means that a full 24 hours are devoted to training. Your commando unit is made completely up of zombies, due to their many advantages. You learn how zombies work. (They don't need organs because the zombie virus turns the cells into super-cells, which can do all the work as human organs can.) You learn how to kill a zombie, since the only way to kill them is through a head shot, which destroys the brain, effectively killing them. (However the body is still alive, and can still zombify people if consumed.)

Please post any questions you want answered while you are training. (It may come in handy.)

[Ochita]

Is there any human bases other than this one?

[xtank5]

What sort of weapons and training will we receive?

[RedWarrior0]

Who the hell do you think I am?

[Cheddarius]

Can I have a backpack full of meat rations so that I can eat them and grow to counteract any damage?

[Strife26]

"What's the state of the world?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Who the hell do you think I am?

A zombie.

Is there any human bases other than this one?

You are currently training in one of many bases along the Rockies, to defend against the government of Dave. The government of Dave has bases far to the east of the rockies. In between are scattered settlements of humans and zombies. These settlements are trying to rebuild their industry and economy. They use primative firearms and metal weapons.

"What's the state of the world?"

Asia is over-run with zombies, as is Western Europe. Russia and the former Soviet-bloc countries have formed a defensive line, and they are not liking it. Africa is relatively untouched, but they still underdeveloped. South America is full of guerilla warfare between the zombies and humans. Oceania is mostly human, but they are losing islands to the zombie hoards.

Can I have a backpack full of meat rations so that I can eat them and grow to counteract any damage?

Of course. However It takes two hours before regeneration kicks in. Eating meat before hand halves the time needed.

What sort of weapons and training will we receive?

The full arsenal of the military, when needed. You training is basic commando, black-ops stuff. Demo, shooting, stealth etc.

Anything else? Or shall we continue?

[xtank5]

Are all zombies like us?  It sounds like there's communities of zombies like us out there.

Is there any human bases other than this one?

You are currently training in one of many bases along the Rockies, to defend against the government of Dave. The government of Dave has bases far to the east of the rockies. In between are scattered settlements of humans and zombies. These settlements are trying to rebuild their industry and economy. They use primitive firearms and metal weapons.

Are most zombies the dumb kind like in the movies?  To save time just tell us everything there is to know about the zombies at this point.  Also, any idea what the hell happened?  (to start this whole thing off?)

[USEC_OFFICER]

I'll post a large zombie-based post tomorrow. (Currently working on the Freelance RTD - Work in Progress. DO NOT POST!)

[ibot66]

I think the "settlements  of zombies" are just cities that have large hordes of zombies in them.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Actually, all zombies will eventually turn smart. If most of the zombies were dumb, the military could have easily reclaimed the east coast.

[Armok]

If all zombies turn smart, and retain their old motivations, why don't communities just come back once enough of the members become smart again?

[ibot66]

beacause some zombies like flesh?