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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[Ochita]

Wait... Armok you want arms that may not even do anything useful. Just end this

[Armok]

We must attach them to our eyes!

[Cheddarius]

Come on, Armok.
You can't do ridiculous actions that everybody except you recognizes as completely idiotic and then proceed to whine about how nobody likes you.

[Ochita]

Armok, please, if you dont stop doing very annoying suggestions like a 10-year old then this thread will get locked. Dont do this please. I like this thread.

[USEC_OFFICER]

We're ending this right now.

USEC_OFFICER, is it possible, in this game, to attach arms to your sides and thus gain new working arms (and all that implies; new nerve endings to the arms, new parts of your brain that let you control the arms and understand how to work with four arms, etc.)?

Yes and no. Yes, it is possible to do this. No, you'll never find somebody with the tools, experience and equipment to do this. Wait, oh, about 50-100 years.

They don't HAVE to be controllable. We are already zombie-clumsy, and even arms that flail around on their own whit no connection at all to your brain are awesome.

Actually, you can control your limbs just fine, thank you.

Armok, please, if you dont stop doing very annoying suggestions like a 10-year old then this thread will get locked. Dont do this please. I like this thread.

Why, thank you.

[Strife26]

>Approach guardsmen peacefully.

[Phantom]

>Approach guardsmen peacefully.

Although be ready to take cover if he fires at us.

[USEC_OFFICER]

>Approach guardsmen peacefully.

Needless to say, the guardsmen cannot read your shirt. Or maybe they just don't care. You drop behind cover, the bullets narrowly missing your head. You smell them coming towards you.  There seem to be five of them, keeping in a group.

Health: 8/10

Inv: Backpack
         -Can of beans
         -Needle and thread
         -Canteen (9/10)(Water)

Equipment: Shotgun (2/2)
                "I'm a good zombie, don't shoot me." T-shirt
                Pants

[Cheddarius]

Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.

[Jerick]

Yell that your human at them and wait for them to respond before doing anything like leaving cover

[Strife26]

Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.

[Ottofar]

Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.

Shout: "I'm on your side!" first,though.

[Cheddarius]

I don't think we know English.

[Ottofar]

It's worth trying.

Additionally, check self and nearby, accessible area for a pole, and white cloth.

We have no underwear?

[wolfchild]

i agree that w should get in the goods with them, any bastard works better from the inside