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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[USEC_OFFICER]

     You wake up. What a nice day this will be. You can just tell how wonderful this day will be. How amazingly awsom... OH MY GOD! WHY IS THAT GUY EATING MY LEG!!!! All that time spent playing Left 4 Dead paid off, as you brutally smash the zombie's head in with a blunt object. Once you are sure that the zombie is dead, you take a look at your leg. Or, at least you try before you vomit all over it. Your last thought before you black out is that you know you're going to become a zombie.

     Your next thought is what a terrible taste is in your mouth. As your vision fades in, you realize just what you are eating. You drop the dead guy's arm. Looking around, you appear to be in his house. It's small, only four rooms, with garbage all over the place. You notice a shotgun on the floor, and carefully feel your stomach. Yep, several pellets in there. You can no longer put off the inevitable. You take a long, hard look at your zombified flesh. You wonder how in God's name you aren't some mindless fleshbag. You wonder what to do now.

Health: 7/10

Inv: Nothing

Equipment: Nothing

[Ochita]

Take up shotgun. Load

[Diablous]

Take up shotgun. Load

This.

[USEC_OFFICER]

     You pick up the shotgun. Damn, no ammo. You search the guy's body for any ammo. Just two cartridges. You reload the shotgun, and feel more secure. Now what?

Health: 7/10

Inv: Nothing

Equipment: Shotgun (2/2)

[Ochita]

We look around in the other rooms

[Ottofar]

Finish eating.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Finish eating.

You would, if it didn't taste terrible. Terrible as in 'I would vomit if I had a fully-working digestive system' That's how terrible it tastes.

[Hugehead]

Search house for STUFF FRIDGE

[Ottofar]

Search house for a FRIDGE.

[RedWarrior0]

>See if you can feel pain. If not, take your tongue off.

[Phantom]

Screw it, develop permanent rigor motis so it'd be easier to kill people by bashing people with stiff limbs.

[RedWarrior0]

Is it too late to become a lich?

[Cheddarius]

Explore.

[Armok]

Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!

[QuakeIV]

Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!