FALCON... BAAAWMMPPP
[6] Seriously, I rolled a 6. Does that mean I'll lose my job due to updating? Better to lose it by running a game, than by playing games.
That reminds me of BM's attack on a glacier. *tink* *tink* *tink* *tink* *Random explosion!* "Why would it explode?!"
Yes indeed, one of my favorite moments. Also, thanks for giving me ideas (:<
I keep getting screwed :C
Well you did name your character Alpha Q... but really I just thought you had left like ExKirby did. Rather hypocritical on my part, given my recent tardiness. Also no one made an effort to save you - Blobby didn't even move out of the way.
Ponder how my SDW cannon fired a projectile (SDW=ShoopDaWhoop). It's more like a particle beam.
You know what's even more like a particle beam? ur mom! zing! *writes that one down*
I do a mental reboot to...move some more, or whatever.
[4] You manage to regain consciousness. You were a bit disrupted by the impact, but you start reforming yourself. [3] It goes alright, you'll be dazed but OK next round. You won't be able to do much with Vert on top of you though.
Fight sequence!I fire gauss rounds at the thing. Hopefully my magneto-clamps will be able to reattach to the wall before I bounce off.
[6]
One more!
[2]
Fire mah freeze ray to combat it's heated armor, possibly making the armor fragile.
[5]
Then, since we're in zero gravity, jump on ExKirby's back and PRY STUFF OFF Use my MANLEH SPACE MHREEN MUSCLES.
[3][4]
Stab it with D, follow-up with a slash of my diamond edge blade, and another stab with D
[3][4][2]
ExKirby-X opens a compartment at his waist and pulls out a coppery orb with a big button. [5] He presses the button and the device begins shaking violently as he winds up to throw it at Sirrush! Fortunately one of Sir Bob's gauss rounds hits the device out of ExKirby's hand, sending it into the portal.
Aegas and Vert attempt to cool ExKirby's super-heated armor. Unfortunately for Aegas, her Black Frost summon absorbed too much heat last round, and unsummons itself. Vert shakes bits of Blobby off her suit and fires her freeze ray. How cold! ExKirby's armor is no longer glowing!
Just in time, too: Darrak Torran leaps at the thing's back, but tackles it in the leg instead. He rips the armor off ExKirby's left leg before being flung away (though not at a dangerous speed). Sirrush, seeing the opportunity, adjusts his charge to hit the left kneecap. D goes snicker-snack, passing through the flesh without resistance, but not causing much pain. Sirrush's diamond blade, however, rips and tears causing ExKirby-X to collapse in agony.
Anyway: Absorb the thing's evil. Or just hadouken. Whichever.
But you're across the bay now! [6] "Fortunately" you bounced off the wall like a superball (but rounder). You bounce back right as ExKirby-X is screaming silently in pain... and of course you land in his mouth. Ugh.
There is a moment of silence for BM, as everyone wonders who the hell he was. [5] Then a blue knife juts out of ExKirby's chest, then a gloved hand, then a hat. Black Mage triumphantly pulls himself out of the corpse of ExKirby-X. He puts something in his pocket, then faces the corpse and says "ZING".
The portal and the mutated corpse dissolve into normal reality, leaving behind ExKirby's original form. He seems to be in a coma.
D cleans herself and suggests that the party hurry on - things are not going according to plan.