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[Nadaka]

I'm the opposite of you, Zero.

Are you tall, hairless, and thin?

Err... Five-seven and three-quarters, fat as a turkey hen, and hairy as a bat.

wut?  This and all following posts.... are yall drunk as me?

[MaximumZero]

Gotta admit, being short is pretty cool. I look really young, make jokes about the Hobbit and dwarves that even non-nerds get, and if I make a misstep in a crowd, random faceboob is acceptable. The only bad thing? Kitchen cupboards.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Being tall kind of sucks anyway. Goddamn pants. Uncomfortable beds. Airplane seats. Awkward leapfrogging. The list goes on, really...

All worth it, in the name of being able to use your TOWERING GLORY at all times to increase a lordly disposition over others. But I guess that only is a plus if you're intensely prideful.

It also makes it easier to pick people up. Not metaphorically. Literally.

[Rose]

Man, I want faceboob now. :'{(-

[Thecard]

I'm the opposite of you, Zero.

Are you tall, hairless, and thin?

Err... Five-seven and three-quarters, fat as a turkey hen, and hairy as a bat.

wut?  This and all following posts.... are yall drunk as me?

Sadly, no.  I am probably more delirious in my current state than you are though.
(That state is Virginny, but it's weirder than you might think.)

[WealthyRadish]

I do give a mean piggyback ride.

But yeah, there would have to be quite the extraneous circumstance to cause a faceboob at 6'2". A trampoline and some marbles might be needed.

[Thecard]

No, I can imagine a scenario that just requires a pair of size fourteen shoes.  No marbles needed.

[miauw62]

Being tall kind of sucks anyway. Goddamn pants. Uncomfortable beds. Airplane seats. Awkward leapfrogging. The list goes on, really...

Ugh, I feel you. But on the other hand, I kinda like being tall. Great for intimidation purposes. Have a friend do the talking and just stand next to them.
I'd rather be tall than short.

[Euld]

I'm a bit short T.T  5'9'', I suspect people choose to intimidate me as a result.

[Blargityblarg]

I'm a bit short T.T  5'9'', I suspect people choose to intimidate me as a result.

Isn't the average American male 5'8"?

[DrPoo]

Being tall kind of sucks anyway. Goddamn pants. Uncomfortable beds. Airplane seats. Awkward leapfrogging. The list goes on, really...

 I KNOW THIS FEELING

[Frumple]

I'm a bit short T.T  5'9'', I suspect people choose to intimidate me as a result.

Isn't the average American male 5'8"?

Nope.

[miauw62]

Dad is playing Black ops 2 on the playstation, and my little brother is yelling at him for everything he does wrong because he watched videos. My headphones are not incredibly good at blocking out sound.

[MaximumZero]

I'm a bit short T.T  5'9'', I suspect people choose to intimidate me as a result.

Pfffff. That's no excuse. No one intimidates me.

[Euld]

Ok T.T *is intimidated into being more intimidating*