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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3748089 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19380 on: December 29, 2012, 01:33:28 am »

I'm the opposite of you, Zero.
Are you tall, hairless, and thin?
Err... Five-seven and three-quarters, fat as a turkey hen, and hairy as a bat.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19381 on: December 29, 2012, 01:56:43 am »

Zoddammit, body, you don't need 400lbs of food RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I should be A) absolutely stuffed from dinner (I ate two plates full of goulash.) and B) sleeping. I work in the morning, and I'm wide awake. And hungry. Very hungry. Worst part is, I just had a snack. Still kind of want to eat an entire water buffalo.
Perhaps you are about to grow a foot? That reminds me of when I grew a foot in four months.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19382 on: December 29, 2012, 01:58:05 am »

I feel like he's already got two. Another would just be silly.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19383 on: December 29, 2012, 01:59:00 am »

What he needs are two more arms. Double the face punching, double the flipoff.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19384 on: December 29, 2012, 02:00:00 am »

What he needs are two more arms. Double the face punching, double the flipoff.
Quadruple facepunching. The injury is insult enough.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19385 on: December 29, 2012, 02:00:36 am »

I dunno.  I feel that could be resolved by just growing extra fists.  The arm parts would be redundant.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19386 on: December 29, 2012, 02:03:03 am »

I dunno.  I feel that could be resolved by just growing extra fists.  The arm parts would be redundant.

The arms would allow him to facepunch four people at once. Without, he'd be limited to two people's faces at one time.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19387 on: December 29, 2012, 02:03:10 am »

Zoddammit, body, you don't need 400lbs of food RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I should be A) absolutely stuffed from dinner (I ate two plates full of goulash.) and B) sleeping. I work in the morning, and I'm wide awake. And hungry. Very hungry. Worst part is, I just had a snack. Still kind of want to eat an entire water buffalo.
Perhaps you are about to grow a foot? That reminds me of when I grew a foot in four months.
When I first read that, I thought you were talking about the body part rather than the unit of measurement, and imagined MZ just suddenly growing a third foot out of, like, his belly button or something.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19388 on: December 29, 2012, 02:06:21 am »

I honestly thought you were talking about the body part too.  I realized my mistake upon seeing the facetious comments.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19389 on: December 29, 2012, 02:18:59 am »

Zoddammit, body, you don't need 400lbs of food RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I should be A) absolutely stuffed from dinner (I ate two plates full of goulash.) and B) sleeping. I work in the morning, and I'm wide awake. And hungry. Very hungry. Worst part is, I just had a snack. Still kind of want to eat an entire water buffalo.
Perhaps you are about to grow a foot? That reminds me of when I grew a foot in four months.
Now that we're done with the other type of foot nonsense, I doubt it. Pretty much no man grows after 25, and I stopped at 14ish.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19390 on: December 29, 2012, 02:23:42 am »

It isn't impossible, though. The pituitary gland can flip out and reset to growth mode post-puberty. That yours stopped the growth process so abnormally early actually makes that more plausible.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19391 on: December 29, 2012, 02:30:03 am »

Hmm. Maybe there's hope yet.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19392 on: December 29, 2012, 02:36:26 am »

The "hope" part depends upon whether or not your epiphyseal plates have sealed (at your age it is ambiguous, though having stopped growing early could throw off the odds). If they haven't, you will abruptly resume puberty in your mid-twenties and be a medical marvel. If they have, you will get acromegaly.

But the odds of both of these things are very low.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19393 on: December 29, 2012, 02:38:57 am »

Either way, probably not. I'm taller than both of my parents. *shrug*
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Ho-Ho-Ho RAEG Edition
« Reply #19394 on: December 29, 2012, 02:42:14 am »

Being tall kind of sucks anyway. Goddamn pants. Uncomfortable beds. Airplane seats. Awkward leapfrogging. The list goes on, really...
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