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[misko27]

Plankton! Most economical thing to farm, iirc, not in the least because there's lots of sea that no one's using.

Well, Someone recently tried to make plankton to defeat global warming and make money. It involved blowing iron Dust into ocean.

Don't remember where entropy falls in there, but farming apex predators in general is pretty poor agriculture. Humans in general have too high of an energy intake to be economical to farm, I think.

Yeah. Like that old food web stuff. We'd honestly be better off farming maggots, but no one wants to eat maggots.

Be better eating Herbivores Man.

Know who are herbivores? Vegitarians,

[kaijyuu]

It's best to eat the herbs themselves, not the herbivores >.>


And I don't let just anyone eat me.

[Xantalos]

It's best to eat the herbs themselves, not the herbivores >.>


And I don't let just anyone eat me.

You're too bony. Not that I don't like eating bones, but I need flesh too if I'm eating someone.

[Hanslanda]

Actually, chickens make a lot of sense now. They're small scavengers, so I can see why they make good food.

Why not go back on the evolutionary trail and eat velociraptors?

... That would make farming WAAAY more awesome.

"We have breach in Pen Nine! They're heading for the control grid!"
"-Radio crackle- -We need more men! There's dozens of the bastards down here! *Gunshots* They just keep coming! BRING US MORE ME- *ROAR, CHOMP*"
"Shit, activate the autoturret grid, and fall back to bunker seven! Jameson, get the shotguns!"

[miauw62]

I fucked up my screen resolution.
Tried to update GPU drivers, something i have never done before.

"alright, i'll run this autodetect thing... Oh, its an installer. Alright, i'll run what it installed. Oh, it installed SOMETHING ELSE. I'll do that too i guess"
Suddenly, BSOD.
And now my screen resolution is  1152x864.
It used to be 1600x900

On the other side, it may have been was stupid to run driver updates with loads of other shit open.

E: Fixed it. Hurray for system restore and java updates!

[Loud Whispers]

"Shit, activate the autoturret grid, and fall back to bunker seven! Jameson, get the shotguns!"

"Sorry sir, I'm eating chicken velociraptor right now. Can't do."

[i2amroy]

Actually, chickens make a lot of sense now. They're small scavengers, so I can see why they make good food.

Why not go back on the evolutionary trail and eat velociraptors?

... That would make farming WAAAY more awesome.

"We have breach in Pen Nine! They're heading for the control grid!"
"-Radio crackle- -We need more men! There's dozens of the bastards down here! *Gunshots* They just keep coming! BRING US MORE ME- *ROAR, CHOMP*"
"Shit, activate the autoturret grid, and fall back to bunker seven! Jameson, get the shotguns!"

This is all I have to say in response to that. (And their small size would only make them more delicious.)

[Akura]

Stepdad said that my mom brought the flu into the house, and suggested drinking more orange juice. She had it, then he had it.

Normally, this wouldn't be anything, except five minutes after he said this, my nose starts feeling a mild combination of stuffiness, runniness, and burning. It's mostly passed, though.

[Kadzar]

Actually, chickens make a lot of sense now. They're small scavengers, so I can see why they make good food.

Why not go back on the evolutionary trail and eat velociraptors?

... That would make farming WAAAY more awesome.

"We have breach in Pen Nine! They're heading for the control grid!"
"-Radio crackle- -We need more men! There's dozens of the bastards down here! *Gunshots* They just keep coming! BRING US MORE ME- *ROAR, CHOMP*"
"Shit, activate the autoturret grid, and fall back to bunker seven! Jameson, get the shotguns!"

This is all I have to say in response to that. (And their small size would only make them more delicious.)

They'd still have to be at least chicken-sized, otherwise it wouldn't be worth the bother trying to get meat from them.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Yeah, but you could just like, huck a brick at them.

[Hanslanda]

Actually, chickens make a lot of sense now. They're small scavengers, so I can see why they make good food.

Why not go back on the evolutionary trail and eat velociraptors?

... That would make farming WAAAY more awesome.

"We have breach in Pen Nine! They're heading for the control grid!"
"-Radio crackle- -We need more men! There's dozens of the bastards down here! *Gunshots* They just keep coming! BRING US MORE ME- *ROAR, CHOMP*"
"Shit, activate the autoturret grid, and fall back to bunker seven! Jameson, get the shotguns!"

This is all I have to say in response to that. (And their small size would only make them more delicious.)

They'd still have to be at least chicken-sized, otherwise it wouldn't be worth the bother trying to get meat from them.

Real velociraptors were only like 2.5 feet tall anyway. Sure, that's big enough to kill a person, but they're not the huge monsters portrayed by Jurassic park.

[Vorthon]

Is it wrong that sounds like the perfect size to punt them like a football?

[Hanslanda]

No. But they still had inch long teeth and three inch, razor sharp claws. Plus they were fast, certainly much faster than a person, and their tail means they are far more agile.

[misko27]

No. But they still had inch long teeth and three inch, razor sharp claws. Plus they were fast, certainly much faster than a person, and their tail means they are far more agile.

And feathers...

Still deadly though.

[GlyphGryph]

Basically, cassowaries if cassowaries were hunters instead of just dicks.