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[misko27]

Quickly, someone drive to Hanslanda's house and capture him! We alone must have this secret!

I'm inches from a firepoker and two sixty+ pound dogs. Capturing me would be an interesting proposition.

I have one 20 pound cat.

Plan: Toss him at dogs. Hope he goes ninja cat.

Did I mention my cats? I didn't expect them to be relevant...

Fine. Must acquire Knowledge anyway. I could fight dogs. I know what their weak to. You got to kill them with blood loss, as I understand. Biting their ears off should debilitate them. Then maybe for the nose. or a paw. Tackle them, knock them over. Key is be more aggressive then dogs are.

[Hanslanda]

... Or you know. Lure me outside the yard with the promise of cookies?

[Xantalos]

Simple: you lure them onto your backyard grill, then use your powers to convert them into grill demons to set loose upon your emenies! Of course, you all have demonic grill powers. Right?

[kaijyuu]

If you don't, a simple barbecue would probably work too. I'll bring the veggie burgers/dogs.

[Hanslanda]

If you don't, a simple barbecue would probably work too. I'll bring the veggie burgers/dogs.

Wait. You don't eat real meat?

[misko27]

I will bring Chicken.

[kaijyuu]

I'm a vegetarian, yes.

[Xantalos]

Veggie demons work just as well, I suppose... Nodogbacon

[Hanslanda]

I'm a vegetarian, yes.

Oh god. Don't make me make jokes about you being bi and not eating meat. That would be hilarious.

[misko27]

Veggie demons work just as well, I suppose... Nodogbacon

Oh yeah, Bacon too. I want some bacon. If someone would bring coughdrops and headache medicine too that'd be awesome. And a anti-congestant.

[kaijyuu]

I'm a vegetarian, yes.

Oh god. Don't make me make jokes about you being bi and not eating meat. That would be hilarious.

Oh, there's some meat I'll stick in my mouth...

[Hanslanda]

Me too. I sure love me that bacon. And pepperoni. Okay, basically all dead animal flesh is delicious to me.

[Xantalos]

Me too. I sure love me that bacon. And pepperoni. Okay, basically all dead animal flesh is delicious to me.

Actually, all flesh is delicious to me, but I don't want to be ostracized, so I'm no cannibal.

[kaijyuu]

Me too. I sure love me that bacon. And pepperoni. Okay, basically all dead animal flesh is delicious to me.

Actually, all flesh is delicious to me, but I don't want to be ostracized, so I'm no cannibal.

Hey now, don't lie about who you are to try and gain acceptance. Be proud of your cannibalism.

[misko27]

Me too. I sure love me that bacon. And pepperoni. Okay, basically all dead animal flesh is delicious to me.

Actually, all flesh is delicious to me, but I don't want to be ostracized, so I'm no cannibal.

This. Flesh, Flesh. I love earing the Flesh. The Grand-father has alerted me that human flesh tastes like pork.