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[Tellemurius]

and suddenly their credit rating goes through the floor and they have to live in a homeless shelter.

And Greatorder shall be followed for the rest of his life to make sure this information stays buried or he will be buried ^_^

[nenjin]

My favorite is "WHY IS UR SOFTWARE SO SLOW? WHY DO YOU ONLY CALL US BACK WHEN IT'S SUDDENLY WORKING AGAIN?"

"Well sir, when you rely on this little thing called the internet, and your server is an overloaded, unoptimized, virus-riddled POS that you've had since 1999 to begin with.....things can take a while."

"DERRR WUT?"

[Blizzlord]

I did the Swedish national test in math today. There were very few questions.

GAH! WHY DO YOU NOT PUT ANY EFFORT IN MAKING OUR TESTS! WHY!?!

[Karlito]

Bah, a professor graded a problem wrong on an exam, and then just talked circles around me for ten minutes when I tried to explain why my answer was actually correct.

[Lord Dullard]

Bah, a professor graded a problem wrong on an exam, and then just talked circles around me for ten minutes when I tried to explain why my answer was actually correct.

If the professor is not particularly well-liked, at the end of your next class session, just stand up and request loudly that everyone wait a moment, then explain the incorrect grade and why your answer is correct to the class (if you're sure it's correct, that is). You'll either embarrass him/her into giving you the correct mark or win popularity among your peers. Of course, you could end up with a professor who loathes you, but it sounds like they might be incompetent enough for that not to matter too much...

[Karlito]

Well, at the end of our completely unproductive conversation he did agree to take my exam and look it over. So hopefully he'll realize his mistake and give me the correct marks next class. I don't know if he understood what I was saying and just didn't want to admit his mistake right away or what. The RAAAAAAAAAAGE mostly comes from him being incompetent enough to have made the mistake in the first place.

I do try to be as not-douchy in my interactions with people as possible, so I probably wouldn't do something like that anyway.

[Lord Dullard]

I wasn't seriously suggesting you do that.  I wouldn't do it either, although I'd probably be extremely amused if somebody did it of their own volition without my meddling being involved, depending on how much I (dis)liked the professor.

[Bauglir]

Goddamn badge-in system appears to have dropped the record of my badging in on Monday, leading to me apparently having been working at all times except those I'm scheduled. I have no idea how to fix this, since the software interface appears to have been designed by a chimpanzee who was slightly on fire at the time.

EDIT: Also, it only works in Internet Explorer.

[fqllve]

YOU PAY ME TO DO SHIT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT BUT STILL BITCH THAT IM DOING IT WRONG THEN YOU HAVE THE GALL OF CALLING ME A SCAMMER

Telle is Truean?

[Tellemurius]

YOU PAY ME TO DO SHIT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT BUT STILL BITCH THAT IM DOING IT WRONG THEN YOU HAVE THE GALL OF CALLING ME A SCAMMER

Telle is Truean?

Or im just experiencing the same stress just at a different career.

[fqllve]

remember: humans are morons.

*Cough* I was just making an obviously not-very-humorous observation.

No need to call me a moron.

[fqllve]

Ah. The "including us B12ers" thing led me to interpret it as you suggesting I was actually confused about Telle and Truean's identities.

[Tellemurius]

Ah. The "including us B12ers" thing led me to interpret it as you suggesting I was actually confused about Telle and Truean's identities.

lol I was here before Truean and i believe i expressed my heterosexual views before.

[Tellemurius]

Ah. The "including us B12ers" thing led me to interpret it as you suggesting I was actually confused about Telle and Truean's identities.

lol I was here before Truean and i believe i expressed my heterosexual views before.

suddenly: what if he lied?

are you really who you say you are?

Do you really want me to prove it?

[penguinofhonor]

Spoiler: this bullshit (click to show/hide)

showed up on my facebook