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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3755175 times)

Aqizzar

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7440 on: October 29, 2011, 11:41:39 pm »

Guys also love girls who cruise for girls.  For some reason, many guys fail to realize why this does not work out in their favor.
Because every such guy is pretty sure he's the guy who'll convince them to abandon cruising for girls.

It's more like they hope they'll get to watch.  Your theory is also good though.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7441 on: October 29, 2011, 11:43:47 pm »

Hrm. I think you might be more right than I, though. Though in that case it still baffles me.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
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At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7442 on: October 29, 2011, 11:46:31 pm »

Well guys love a girl who can... tangent, the err... polynomial... cosine?

Damn, I don't have any decent math innuendo on hand...

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Wait, I got something.
Guys also love girls who cruise for girls.  For some reason, many guys fail to realize why this does not work out in their favor.
Well they all really hope they'll get a chance to mess around with some complex numbers.
Unfortunately their part of the equation tends to be imaginary.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7443 on: October 29, 2011, 11:48:07 pm »

Yes.  Feel very dirty.

I can see that it's time to bring out Polly Nomial again :D
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7444 on: October 29, 2011, 11:50:31 pm »

Yes.  Feel very dirty.

I can see that it's time to bring out Polly Nomial again :D
What is this filth!?!
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7445 on: October 29, 2011, 11:53:37 pm »

By Vectron's flowing beard, I love the JIR. Vector, you are the best.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7446 on: October 29, 2011, 11:54:26 pm »

Well guys love a girl who can... tangent, the err... polynomial... cosine?

Damn, I don't have any decent math innuendo on hand...

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Guys love girls who will do long division with them through gradual slopes. Conversely, girls love guys who will do the rough equations of finding for g in a sector.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7447 on: October 30, 2011, 12:27:34 am »

I hate pumpkin guts so much I can't continue carving this pumpkin. I cut the hole in the top it took me 10 minutes just to scrape that clean and I am seething with rage at this stupid fucking plant.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7448 on: October 30, 2011, 12:51:22 am »

Then we can violently math into the sunset.
Okay, should I feel dirty for wanting to see this? I'm not sure. What is the math equivalent of that adjective?

Multiply
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7449 on: October 30, 2011, 12:53:37 am »

Yes.  Feel very dirty.

I can see that it's time to bring out Polly Nomial again :D

That is very awkwardly erotic~

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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7450 on: October 30, 2011, 02:22:50 am »

Yes.  Feel very dirty.

I can see that it's time to bring out Polly Nomial again :D

That is very awkwardly erotic~

I went from eroticism to open-mouthed horror, legit, considering it's a rape story. >.>

But devilishly clever.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7451 on: October 30, 2011, 07:40:43 am »

Oh god, you guys are reminding me of the two people in my class who've been trying to make pickup lines out of every new cisco networking thing we learn about. And none of them are very good.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7452 on: October 30, 2011, 08:18:45 am »

Looking at their posts, I was laughing out my lungs after those attempts of making math... well, you know.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7453 on: October 30, 2011, 08:39:12 am »

And now I'm just hoping I can keep that story out of my mind while doing my calculus homework.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: BBBBEEEEPPPPPP Edition
« Reply #7454 on: October 30, 2011, 11:48:10 am »

Secure exit door alarm is beeping every 30 seconds. Loudly. More highly annoying than rageworthy, but it seemed in keeping with the thread tit- *BEEP*
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