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[ToonyMan]

I'd prefer if everyone I walked past on the street gave me £5 as soon as they saw me, but I don't rage at people for not giving me £5.

Lets agree to disagree then, because I don't see myself winning an argument against you in the near future.

You can not win in a logic-off with Leafsnail.  He is simply the best there is.

It's not mandatory for people to celebrate Halloween so if somebody gives you an apple then that's pretty much a gift they're giving to you as two strangers.  Sure kids want candy and stuff but Halloween isn't an obligation for everybody so if kids try to disturb some people for food they can give whatever they want if they so choose to.

...I haven't celebrated Halloween in a few years.  ;_;  I'm not that kind of person though.

[Bdthemag]

I dunno, Halloween was always a really cool holiday for me as a kid. The only time of the year I could really have candy (Considering my dad NEVER let me have any candy.)

[Vector]

Yeah, Sturgeon's Law never stopped being a thing that was true.

Yeah, but it's been a really long time since I was actually deceived like this.  I clearly need to add some more parameters to my "find out if this will be readable within the first sentence or, barring that, paragraph" program.

*sigh*

A really, really long time.

[TherosPherae]

Mary-Sewage

Why have I never heard this term before? It fits so well...

[Vector]

Mary-Sewage

Why have I never heard this term before? It fits so well...

Possibly because I made it up, and I am a special and unique snowflake who speaks nearly-incomprehensible English :3

[Bauglir]

But I comprehend! Mostly. So far. Unless you enter into mathspeak, then my head is so far beneath the stream of your words that they are like a... a thing that is very far away. Yes.

[Heliman]

Or if you start referencing obscure philosophers, but otherwise you're totally fine.

[Aklyon]

Or referencing obsuce math philosophers.

[Euld]

Homework is making me rage :/  Having a really difficult time coming up with what I'm going to for my storyboard...

[Vector]

I'm not sure if it's rage, sad, or happy, but someone is trying to set me up with a guy because "he likes girls who like math."

*shrug*

Oh, well.  I'll go meet him, but unless he's really special I'm going to keep cruising for girls :I

[Bdthemag]

All guys love girls who can do complex math equations, its true you know.

[Aqizzar]

Guys also love girls who cruise for girls.  For some reason, many guys fail to realize why this does not work out in their favor.

[Vector]

Yeah, see, I realize that I am suddenly incredibly valuable in today's sexual economy of bisexual mathematical sentimental instinctive occasionally violent wolfish mildly autistic trophy wives, and in light of that I am not sure if I am selling myself short or not!  I think I need to hook myself up with another trophy wife, goddamn it!

Then we can violently math into the sunset.

[ECrownofFire]

Guys also love girls who cruise for girls.  For some reason, many guys fail to realize why this does not work out in their favor.

I find the same is true of girls for gay guys

[Bauglir]

Guys also love girls who cruise for girls.  For some reason, many guys fail to realize why this does not work out in their favor.

Because every such guy is pretty sure he's the guy who'll convince them to abandon cruising for girls. Note: Every such guy has a pretty high opinion of himself, and is statistically likely not to live up to it. I expect the same situation applies if you flip all the genders, but is less stereotypical (in American culture, at least).
EDIT: Ah, ninja'd.

Then we can violently math into the sunset.

Okay, should I feel dirty for wanting to see this? I'm not sure. What is the math equivalent of that adjective?