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[Urist Imiknorris]

Fuck you NetHack. Fuck you, Minetown hardware store, for not having a bag of any kind to sell me (except for that bag of tricks (fuck you for that too)). Fuck you, owner of the potion shop on level 5, for having so many cheap potions, including four of water, and all three kinds of $300 potions, all of which I bought from you. Fuck you, fountain, for drying up as I was trying to dilute all twelve of the $50 potions I bought from that last guy, and forcing me to go deeper. Fuck you, pyrolisk, and your potion-boiling gaze attack. Fuck you very much for blowing up half my potions, including all of the holy water, both freshly-blessed potions of gain ability (no idea why I didn't drink them; I drank the gain level one), and the potion of paralysis, dropping me down to single-digit HP. Fuck you, woodland elf, for attacking me while I was paralysed.

Thank you Thoth, for granting me Magicbane, without which I would probably have lived a much shorter life. Also, thank you Anhur, and I'm sorry about that altar.

[Vertigon]

CLOWNS. Those incompetents in the upper forums insist on using that ridiculous moniker, and it is incredibly aggravating. Just call them demons and be done with it, ffs.

[Sock Puppet]

CLOWNS. Those incompetents in the upper forums insist on using that ridiculous moniker, and it is incredibly aggravating. Just call them demons and be done with it, ffs.

Yeah! And how do you pronounce moniker?

[Aklyon]

Wikia going crazy and saying 'All your Wiki are Belong to Us!'

[Criptfeind]

CLOWNS. Those incompetents in the upper forums insist on using that ridiculous moniker, and it is incredibly aggravating. Just call them demons and be done with it, ffs.

Yeah! And how do you pronounce moniker?

I say Mon-EK-er

[Akura]

Asshole stepdad was complaining behind-my-back-but-well-aware-that-I-was-in-earshot about how my room smells. At least my room doesn't smell like a crackhouse, except when the smell from his room becomes to large for it and moves into mine.

So I start vacuuming the floor. Then I get bitched at about stuff getting caught in the bristles. So I check the damn bristles, and find tons of hair, mostly my mother's judging from the length and color(grey with a touch of brown. A year ago it was the other way around), twisted around the bristles. So I somehow end up cleaning the damn bristles, voluntarily.

Now my room isn't a whole lot cleaner(the carpet does, actually), and now it smells like burnt hair.

[Renault]

To be fair, a clean carpet is a pretty nice thing to behold.

[nenjin]

The smell of burnt human hair though, pretty much kills that.

[Aklyon]

Windows 7 changed Wordpad annoyingly.

The whole reason I used it is because it looked simpler than Word and/or OpenOffice (and it opened faster). Now it looks the same as Word. ARGH.

[ein]

Knowing I will have to put up with 'Oh, you don't have much homework' then BAM! finals week and tons of shit to get done before the semester for another six years or so.

[nenjin]

Bombing missions in Blue Planet: Age of Aquarius. RRRRAAAAAGGGGGG AARRGGGLLLLBBBLLLAAARRRRGGGLLLLLLL.

[ChairmanPoo]

I failed a couple of silly questions n the test I just did.

Still, only 3 confirmed failed ones out of 76. So I've a wide margin yet

[Akura]

Some quack doctor on a talk show on Fox talking about how every bit of gene-modified food is completely evil and killing us.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Some quack doctor on a talk show on Fox talking about how every bit of gene-modified food is completely evil and killing us.

We've been screwing with the genes of domestic lifeforms ever since we figured out how to breed things. It hasn't done any harm to us. I can see how fast-growing, pesticide immune crops could become the next kuzdu, but isn't toxic by any means.

[Akura]

The only seemingly reasonable objection I have to it is with the ones that are pesticide resistant. I mean, if it's absorbing pesticides, it doesn't die, and we eat it, we're eating pesticides.