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[GiglameshDespair]

My brother has begun applying YOLO as a descriptive adjective.

That's when you sack tap him mid sentence, and when he gets mad you just say "YOLO." I find people who use that phrase often don't really think through its meaning very carefully.

He only lives once.
But he dies now.

[scrdest]

My brother has begun applying YOLO as a descriptive adjective.

That's when you sack tap him mid sentence, and when he gets mad you just say "YOLO." I find people who use that phrase often don't really think through its meaning very carefully.

He only lives once.
But he dies now.

In cinemas
Summer 2014

[highmax28]

Just discovered that some idiot named their kid hashtag... What is wrong with people!?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Just discovered that some idiot named their kid hashtag... What is wrong with people!?

Everything.

[Frumple]

Hashtag's as good a name as any.

[hops]

Any sounds more common though. I mean, it sounds like Annie.

[Spehss _]

Just discovered that some idiot named their kid hashtag... What is wrong with people!?

If the kid becomes famous, would young people start tagging him over the social media as #Hashtag?

[Arcvasti]

He'll probably just get a nickname that sounds normal. That seems to be what usually hapens with these kinds of things.

[Spehss _]

He'll probably just get a nickname that sounds normal. That seems to be what usually hapens with these kinds of things.

If the kid was black, could his nickname be Hashbrown?_{...I feel like this joke is in really bad taste.}

If he had a book bag, would it be his Hashbag?

If he had poor internet connection but still tried to play video games would he have Hashlag?

If he made a montage would it be his Hashfrag video?

...and I'm done with the bad wordplay. I apologize in advance.

[MaximumZero]

He'll probably just get a nickname that sounds normal. That seems to be what usually hapens with these kinds of things.

Teacher: "Hashtag? Nope, you're Dave for the rest of the year."

[Yoink]

That's awesome. He'll grow up to be a great supervillain someday.
I can see the tweets now...

Destroying the world lol! Let's see if Genericman tries to stop me this time! #YOLO #hashtagstrikesagain #evil #supervillain #justbadguythings

Truly a relatable antagonist for the modern generation.

[nenjin]

"Not the villain we need, but the villain we deserve."

[4maskedwolf]

"He's the villain the world deserves, but not the one it needs RIGHT NOW. That title goes to the American congress"

I'm just kidding, by the way.

[Spehss _]

oooh, oooh, if he got a gamertag on the Xbox for playing Call of Duty, it could be #HashSWAG

Ok, now I'm done with bad wordplay, I swear.

[MaximumZero]

"He's the villain the world deserves, but not the one it needs RIGHT NOW. That title goes to the American congress"

I'm just kidding, by the way.

Congress is just the villain we have. We don't really deserve or need them, they just kind of exist.