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[Tarran]

Gift for Cheddarius: a dud masterwork adamantine fragmentation mine.

(Non-existent) Cookie for anyone who gets it.

[Cheddarius]

Heck, no. I need room to expand. I can't stay on this tiny continent.
We will negotiate the terms for Central America when we get to that point.

Change my action to Send all troops to Mexico.

[Heron TSG]

Okay, updating.

RESPONSES TO QUESTIONS

Air units are not very effective against AA guns, right? Or do they get an attack at all?
Also, air units can travel over both land and sea, right?
Do defensive buildings (e.g. naval mines) do anything if there are no units? If there are units, do they attack once per rotation? Do they die immediately upon firing?

I forgot this. Defensive buildings always fire first, and everything is normally effective against them. I'll add that.

Hey, suppose I have a barge, right? I place the barge in a place. Then, I have to wait a turn to move it, right? Can I do this?
Turn 3: Place barge.
Turn 4: Build 3 units, place in barge. Barge moves somewhere else.

Or do I have to do this?

Turn 3: Place barge.
Turn 4: Build 3 units, place in barge.
Turn 5: Barge moves somewhere else.

Units cannot be moved on the turn they are placed. Therefore, you can place the units in the barge for free in one turn, but you'll need to wait until the barge can move.

TURNS

The glorious nation of Russia invades the splinter nation of Kazakhstan with all units.
The U.S.S.R. will rise anew!

In a series of extremely lucky rolls, Georgia fights you off. Georgia only has 1 heavy infantry remaining.

Just attack TURKEY with all both of my soldiers.

Your troops opt to stick around and fight off the Russian Menace (+1 homeland bonus)

Attack Namibia with all my units! South Africa shall rule the world!

Namibia falls, leaving you with 1 light infantry.

Supported by the battleship KRI Kemerdekaan, all troops will invade East Timor in order to return it to the Republic.

I hate to break it to you, but I removed a lot of the tiny island countries. Instead, you send an emissary to the tiny isle, and they gift you 1 light infantry. In the future, please pick countries that are on the map.

attack norway

Your light armor storms the Norwegian countryside. After an extremely lucky roll, Norway agrees to capitulate without fighting.

Ok, then I attack Columbia with everything. (Brazil)

Columbia is slaughtered mercilessly. No troops are lost.

I invade France with my heavy armors and heavy infantry.

In a battle oddly reminiscent of World War I, France and Germany take the field and promptly mow eachother down in the first round of combat. No survivors.

I'll invade Belgium with my entire army.

Belgium remembers the Netherland's assistance in the past, and agrees to join forces for the coming war.

Attack the country to the north of me! Guatemala! I shall attack guatemala!

El Salvador invades Guatemala. Apparently, they never expected El Salvador to invade anyone, and fall quickly. No losses.

Invade Mexico

Mexico is trampled at the cost of both rocketeers.


I'll update the map, income, and unit placements in the morning. Also, turns will be sequential in the future, according to the order on the player map. This is due to an unprecedented sneak attack by Russia, wherein Georgia was running to Turkey while Russia was going to take all of its land.

[Tarran]

Goddamn french.

[Cheddarius]

You forgot to post Inteuniso's turn.

[Tarran]

Also: Canalan. Your unprovoked attack on Georgia cannot go unpunished, withdraw your forces or I will declare war.

Also: Barbarossa, please add back the diplomacy spoiler.

[Cheddarius]

You, uh, you actually have 0 troops. Just sayin'.

[Tarran]

You, uh, you actually have 0 troops. Just sayin'.

He's still outnumbered. about 2 or 3 to 1.

[Cheddarius]

Barbarossa said that he's not going to do diplomacy, and that we have to track it, since honestly, how can he keep track of all these things?

He's still outnumbered. about 2 or 3 to 1.

How do you figure? He's got $5000 income, you guys have $7000 combined.

[Canalan]

I have not lost any units.
Not that I had many.
Also, you might want to retract that threat Tarran. You lost the third battle of the Marne there, and your country doesn't exactly have the best track record with mine.

[Tarran]

He's still outnumbered. about 2 or 3 to 1.

How do you figure? He's got $5000 income, you guys have $7000 combined.

Wrong. Combined with Cesar and Bronze we have $12000 total income. Unless Barbarossa screwed up.

I have not lost any units.
Not that I had many.
Also, you might want to retract that threat Tarran. You lost the third battle of the Marne there, and your country doesn't exactly have the best track record with mine.

Your threats make no effect on me.

[Cheddarius]

Huh? Where'd they back Georgia?

[maxicaxi]

can you change unit names to battalions or armies?  this is slightly irritating having so few troops

[Tarran]

Huh? Where'd they back Georgia?

Where'd I back Georgia?

Also; I guarantee Georgia's independence, because the little guys should have a chance.

I'm acting on Canalan's unprovoked attack. You guys should too. But I know that's not going to happen because you don't care for the little guys.

[Cheddarius]

No, where'd Bronze and Caesar back Georgia.