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[AlBravo]

Sistersavior the Slippery Eagle of Flimsiness, shale figurine

[Musashi]

Just got a cave crocodile bone trumpet, carved with images of the baroness.

And it is an artifact? How is it possible? For the time being, bone artifacts are the plainest things possible!

[TolyK]

afaik engravings on bone are possible. not decorations though.

I've gotten a drum that took 14 pieces of red stone. bauxite, hematite, petrified wood (I didn't even know I had that...)
...
and he likes red.

[Musashi]

I just got a millstone made of hematite and... with bands of a lot of stuff including demantoid and adamantine.
The only picture on it are two acacias.
And I already had an artifact quern in use.
I am severely disappoint.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Use the millstone to make your milling jobs go faster.

[AlBravo]

Spiked Leopard Skin Underwear

Ubernerseth osmot, "Gluttonlucky the Certain Strangenesses", a cougar leather braies

This is a cougar leather braies.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with gneiss and encircled with bands of cougar leather, lion leather, cow bone and moonstone.  This object menaces with spikes of iron.  On the item is an image of a wave in iron.

[Fellhuhn]

A fricking adamantine mini-forge...

[Nyxalinth]

Spiked Leopard Skin Underwear

Ubernerseth osmot, "Gluttonlucky the Certain Strangenesses", a cougar leather braies

This is a cougar leather braies.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with gneiss and encircled with bands of cougar leather, lion leather, cow bone and moonstone.  This object menaces with spikes of iron.  On the item is an image of a wave in iron.

Urist McMoody: It's finished, but I can't think of a name for it.

Urist McRandom: Well, it has a certain...strangeness.

Urist Mc Moody:  THAT'S IT!

[GuudeSpelur]

Spiked Leopard Skin Underwear

Ubernerseth osmot, "Gluttonlucky the Certain Strangenesses", a cougar leather braies

This is a cougar leather braies.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with gneiss and encircled with bands of cougar leather, lion leather, cow bone and moonstone.  This object menaces with spikes of iron.  On the item is an image of a wave in iron.

I hope those decorations are on the outside (especially the spikes).  Braies are basically the medieval equivalent of boxer shorts.

Perhaps this artifact is the ultimate male version of the chastity belt?

[Erkki]

Symmetry of Usefullessness, an iron shield!

lol

[FearfulJesuit]

A possession which produced a maple figurine of some guy from Legends mode. I almost had the creator have an unfortunate accident, but he was married so I figured it'd be a bad idea.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Symmetry of Usefullessness, an iron shield!

lol

But it is useful! Artifact shield!

[Nyxalinth]

Symmetry of Usefullessness, an iron shield!

lol

Dude. An iron shield may not be the most exciting shield, but it's still a shield!  and if it wasn't possession, you now have an Armorer who menaces with spikes of awesome and is encircled with bands of win.

Am I the only one who hears Comic Book Guy in my mind when I read 'Worst Artifact Ever!'?

[FrisianDude]

Not anymore you are.

[Erkki]

Yeah, its useful. Very. It already has a kill, a swordgoblin I think... Just the name.

BTW, same fort also has "The True Drinker", an iron battleaxe. No kills yet, its owner rather bashes with shield or kicks/bites/punches.