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Author Topic: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure  (Read 632027 times)

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #420 on: May 09, 2010, 04:30:39 pm »

The function of a palisade is to hamper and slow down whatever is coming for you by absorbing its mass.
The elephant will TRAMPLE the goods to get to you.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #421 on: May 09, 2010, 05:42:13 pm »

Quickly order the elves to build makeshift palisades out of the trading goods some other elves.
Fixed. Don't wanna waste our precious goods.

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« Reply #422 on: May 09, 2010, 05:45:03 pm »

Quickly order the elves to build makeshift palisades out of the trading goods some other elves.
Fixed. Don't wanna waste our precious goods.
Agreed. But build it out of the idiot elves who suggested the plan. It's only right to let natural selection take it's course.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #423 on: May 09, 2010, 07:04:46 pm »

I seriously doubt the killer elephant is going to go all benign on us just from removing the weight from its tusks or idly chatting with it. It's out for blood, and I think we'd need something better than pleasant conversation to calm it. Probably something better than good herbs as well.

For the moment, we might or might not be able to assume the rest of the herd is right behind the murderous one. We probably can assume that the herd has been following us under the direction of their new chieftain. As I see it, we really only have one option, depending on how well I understand tactics and rivers.

If it's just the one elephant, we can probably assume he'll value elf carnage above just about anything else. He was rather cautious in waiting for the proper time to attack, so he's not just a berserker, but between rescuing his caged fellow and murdering us all in an unholy rage I'd say he'll take the latter. Which means the best course of action, I think, maybe, would be to have the sentry hurl the torch in his eyes to buy him a few moments, then have every elf dash across the river, leaving our goods behind.

The bowelves will of course begin firing from across the river as soon as they've arrived- they'll probably be the fastest across anyway, and with luck this will also help convince the elephant to cross the river and murder us over there as opposed to hunting down the straggling civilians. We position our spearelves in front of our bowelves right at the river's edge, however, so when it thunders across, taking arrows the whole way, it finds itself trying to fight while in the river. That should give us enough edge to either drive it off or kill it.

Problems with this plan include that it assumes we're very, very close to the river, that there's only one elephant or that we can intimidate an entire herd away, and that it will die or flee rather than smash all our goods on the opposite side of the river, though if we're close enough to get across the river in the first place we're probably within bowshot from the other side. I suppose we might also have trouble seeing across the river into the darkness, but Amala and her rangers are probably accustomed to doing something about that.


Mind you, I would like to enact a diplomatic solution, but you've seen those eyes. I just don't think our animal taming skill is up to that level.
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #424 on: May 09, 2010, 07:14:17 pm »

Alright, the dude with the torch is as good as dead. We should capitalize on his being near the elephant by having him kamikaze and stab the elephant in the nose with his torch.

Also, I think that Amala might've been the wrong choice... She was quite lax, for a ranger.

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« Reply #425 on: May 09, 2010, 07:40:39 pm »

I don't think we should give up on the sentry totally, though I agree he's probably hamburger. More importantly, I don't think a torch attack is going to accomplish more than a blinding toss, so what's good for the sentry is probably what's good for everyone anyway.

I'm actually surprised and pleased Amala took so well to our pampering, I assumed she'd think it was stupid. Though I am a little disturbed that she's being treated like a queen because she murdered a drunk and now everyone's afraid of her. Bad sign, you know?
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #426 on: May 09, 2010, 07:44:16 pm »

I'm actually surprised and pleased Amala took so well to our pampering, I assumed she'd think it was stupid. Though I am a little disturbed that she's being treated like a queen because she murdered a drunk and now everyone's afraid of her. Bad sign, you know?

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« Reply #427 on: May 09, 2010, 08:12:48 pm »

I'm actually surprised and pleased Amala took so well to our pampering, I assumed she'd think it was stupid. Though I am a little disturbed that she's being treated like a queen because she murdered a drunk and now everyone's afraid of her. Bad sign, you know?

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Eh, if she goes power-crazy, Ale'll just have to step in.

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« Reply #428 on: May 09, 2010, 08:13:26 pm »

I'm actually surprised and pleased Amala took so well to our pampering, I assumed she'd think it was stupid. Though I am a little disturbed that she's being treated like a queen because she murdered a drunk and now everyone's afraid of her. Bad sign, you know?

ALL HAIL QUEEN AMALA! Oh, did you say something?
Eh, if she goes power-crazy, Ale'll just have to step in.

But we left him back home...
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« Reply #429 on: May 09, 2010, 08:14:15 pm »

I'm actually surprised and pleased Amala took so well to our pampering, I assumed she'd think it was stupid. Though I am a little disturbed that she's being treated like a queen because she murdered a drunk and now everyone's afraid of her. Bad sign, you know?

ALL HAIL QUEEN AMALA! Oh, did you say something?
Eh, if she goes power-crazy, Ale'll just have to step in.

But we left him back home...
I meant when we get back and Amala decides she's obviously rightfully the queen. IF.

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #430 on: May 09, 2010, 08:39:24 pm »

How about we focus on the matter at hand before we worry about regicide and revolution?

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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #431 on: May 09, 2010, 08:44:43 pm »

Currently, Regicide and revolutionare at hand.

Tell the elephant to leave us the fu** alone. We were spreading seeds, not thorns!
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Re: Elves of Amanereli - Paint adventure
« Reply #432 on: May 09, 2010, 08:46:08 pm »

I seriously doubt the killer elephant is going to go all benign on us just from removing the weight from its tusks or idly chatting with it. It's out for blood, and I think we'd need something better than pleasant conversation to calm it. Probably something better than good herbs as well.

For the moment, we might or might not be able to assume the rest of the herd is right behind the murderous one. We probably can assume that the herd has been following us under the direction of their new chieftain. As I see it, we really only have one option, depending on how well I understand tactics and rivers.

If it's just the one elephant, we can probably assume he'll value elf carnage above just about anything else. He was rather cautious in waiting for the proper time to attack, so he's not just a berserker, but between rescuing his caged fellow and murdering us all in an unholy rage I'd say he'll take the latter. Which means the best course of action, I think, maybe, would be to have the sentry hurl the torch in his eyes to buy him a few moments, then have every elf dash across the river, leaving our goods behind.

The bowelves will of course begin firing from across the river as soon as they've arrived- they'll probably be the fastest across anyway, and with luck this will also help convince the elephant to cross the river and murder us over there as opposed to hunting down the straggling civilians. We position our spearelves in front of our bowelves right at the river's edge, however, so when it thunders across, taking arrows the whole way, it finds itself trying to fight while in the river. That should give us enough edge to either drive it off or kill it.

Problems with this plan include that it assumes we're very, very close to the river, that there's only one elephant or that we can intimidate an entire herd away, and that it will die or flee rather than smash all our goods on the opposite side of the river, though if we're close enough to get across the river in the first place we're probably within bowshot from the other side. I suppose we might also have trouble seeing across the river into the darkness, but Amala and her rangers are probably accustomed to doing something about that.


Mind you, I would like to enact a diplomatic solution, but you've seen those eyes. I just don't think our animal taming skill is up to that level.

I think this is the most plauible sullution for the current problem.
But I am sure we will loose a few elves whatever we do.
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« Reply #433 on: May 09, 2010, 10:47:54 pm »

take some herbs man........

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« Reply #434 on: May 10, 2010, 01:01:19 am »

Also, I say we go south!

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