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[Ultimuh]

Hmm.. We need to think fast..
Quickly stab the torch into one of it's eyes then do whatever it takes to warn the others.
Oh, and he should probably run.

[Haspen]

Shout aloud "PHANT!" and toss the torch into sky (upwards, so it's visible as much as possible). A flying torch should be good to draw attention of other elves.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

and other elephants. we should have tried the Orwellian approach

[Diablous]

we should have tried the Orwellian approach

They would just gore us when we try to cut them off, haven't you been listening?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

nah, after all, weed is *the gateway drug* they'd be too buried in cristal meth by then that they wouldnt have the strenght to gore us

[Keita]

First off, after reading all 28 pages

WHY THE HELL DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS IN TILL NOW!

Also I love your art style.

Shout aloud "PHANT!" and toss the torch into sky (upwards, so it's visible as much as possible). A flying torch should be good to draw attention of other elves.

This

[Siquo]

Look at the elves on his tusks.

This is the same elephant as before. Throw the torch behind you to alert the others, and ask him politely what he wants. He may just be looking for someone to get the dead weight off of his teeth...

[Caesar]

Look at the elves on his tusks.

This is the same elephant as before. Throw the torch behind you to alert the others, and ask him politely what he wants. He may just be looking for someone to get the dead weight off of his teeth...

I said that already.
They'll probably refuse it now as well!

[Siquo]

Look at the elves on his tusks.

This is the same elephant as before. Throw the torch behind you to alert the others, and ask him politely what he wants. He may just be looking for someone to get the dead weight off of his teeth...

I said that already.
They'll probably refuse it now as well!

*reads back* Oh yeah, you did.

Well, we do what Ceasar said, as his idea is even better than mine.

[Caesar]

It is..?

And- And..
You typo-ed my name.
Anyways. It's also important to add that we will not do anything unsuspected. It'll charge us, just like with those two elves on its tusks when they started running.

[Siquo]

"Et tu, Sique?"

Sorry.

[Armok]

If the situation proves dire, pierce it with arrows.

Aim for the eyes.

[Lordinquisitor]

Quickly order the elves to build makeshift palisades out of the trading goods. And.. Well, while the bowelves shower the monster with arrows.

If that fails send enough elves towards the elephant. Let`s hope that the weight of the corpses will make the elephant unable to move at some point.

[Caesar]

Quickly order the elves to build makeshift palisades out of the trading goods. And.. Well, while the bowelves shower the monster with arrows.

If that fails send enough elves towards the elephant. Let`s hope that the weight of the corpses will make the elephant unable to move at some point.

I veto that. We're not wasting valuable trade goods, and we're not letting our elves commit senseless suicide like that.
Sure, one of them doing that: Okay.
But they're still resources, and you won't throw all your resources away.

[Lordinquisitor]

We are building a palisade out of them; Not throwing them away. If they feel any sympathy towards the caged elephant they won`t charge our goods.