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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 57575 times)

madk

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #195 on: June 23, 2010, 05:19:11 am »
Quote from: WumpusKing on June 22, 2010, 11:52:55 pm
Clothier in a mood
Snatches up some bolts of cloth
Legendary thong


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WumpusKing

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #196 on: June 23, 2010, 12:19:32 pm »
Quote from: madk on June 23, 2010, 05:19:11 am
Quote from: WumpusKing on June 22, 2010, 11:52:55 pm
Clothier in a mood
Snatches up some bolts of cloth
Legendary thong


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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #197 on: June 23, 2010, 01:49:32 pm »
Menaces with 'spikes'?
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #198 on: June 23, 2010, 10:07:36 pm »
...and the thong has a picture of itself inscribed on it. Not to mention the fact that you'll be engraving pictures of it everywhere now.

Excellent Haiku, btw.
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lanceleoghauni

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #199 on: June 23, 2010, 10:26:44 pm »
Dwarven Civ Is Dead
Wish I'd Brought an Anvil Here
Deep beneath the waves.

Archeology
Carve things in the fortress walls
see what used to be

Every Twenty Years
Goblins Attacked everyone
Now they all are dead?
« Last Edit: June 23, 2010, 10:33:20 pm by lanceleoghauni »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #200 on: June 24, 2010, 04:02:38 am »
That thong must've been used to protect the head.  ;D

Any dwarf wouldn't want to wear undies 'menaced with spikes'. that should hurt a lot  :-[
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Flaede

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #201 on: June 24, 2010, 05:03:59 am »
Quote from: granzteel on June 24, 2010, 04:02:38 am
That thong must've been used to protect the head.  ;D

Any dwarf wouldn't want to wear undies 'menaced with spikes'. that should hurt a lot  :-[

Hey, now, don't be so quick to assume. Some people are into that sort of thing.

aaand haiku:

placid calm waters
seasons turn: suddenly ice
below, a hatch breaks

hot steam cloud vapour
rises from the lake bottom
breach sealed by magma
« Last Edit: June 24, 2010, 05:12:57 am by Flaede »
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #202 on: June 24, 2010, 12:24:58 pm »
As much as I love the image of a Crown of Thongs... I'll be sticking around in this world just so I can see this thing show up again and again. I've gotten a legendary flute with the thong carved into it already.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #203 on: June 24, 2010, 12:31:50 pm »
Quote from: granzteel on June 24, 2010, 04:02:38 am
That thong must've been used to protect the head.  ;D

Any dwarf wouldn't want to wear undies 'menaced with spikes'. that should hurt a lot  :-[
You're assuming they're on the inside. What if they want to be the giver?  :P
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« Reply #204 on: June 24, 2010, 01:06:31 pm »
Not enough cups today
Fell mood, Pristine Bone Cup, Hurray
Pass the Booze, Mr. Urist
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #205 on: June 25, 2010, 12:44:45 am »
Fallen in the well,
A dwarf and his favored Deer,
The well spews forth blood.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #206 on: June 26, 2010, 10:02:12 pm »
Murky water pool,
Three dwarves, two babies, and a
Skeletal marmot.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #207 on: June 27, 2010, 12:02:38 am »
Mug of the red, please
three oh three was a good year
for minotaur blood
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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The Tyrant

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #208 on: June 27, 2010, 10:24:36 am »
Mastercraft armour
Finest dwarven craftmanship
Stolen by Marmots  :o
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Quote from: Noble Digger on June 23, 2010, 04:05:56 pm
Stove has created The Consequences of Biting, a legendary MSPaint engraving. It is studded with pixels, encrusted with pixels, and menaces with spikes of pixels and hanging rings of pixels. On the item is an image of SOME SERIOUS SHIT.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #209 on: June 27, 2010, 12:55:35 pm »
Urist "Old King Coal"
Not so merry any more.
Bituminous burns.
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