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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 59310 times)

Ironfang

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #285 on: January 09, 2017, 10:08:56 pm »
For four years, just calm.
Finest cloth, comes from below.
Fourty Goblins, Hi!
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Quote from: SebasMarolo on December 29, 2016, 08:05:16 pm
Human King: "So, how was your travel to dwarven lands?"
Human Diplomat: "Never piss off the dwarves, they have an army of hydras"

Dwarf Cook: "Another baby hydra meat roast coming up!"

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #286 on: January 10, 2017, 08:42:43 am »
Giant Vulture flies,
majestic avian seen;
the job is cancelled.
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Quote from: Ironfang on April 03, 2017, 06:16:25 am
I suggest using kilokittens. As cats are 10X the volume of kittens. That way, 50 cats would be .5 kilokittens.

100 cats would be 1 kilokitten.

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #287 on: January 11, 2017, 04:21:02 am »
-History of Breadbowl-

A dragon has come!
Fort is incinerated
but Breadbowl endures

-Recent happenings in Bloodyhells-

Goblins come to siege
Nefarious fog drifts nearby
Fog husks come to siege
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #288 on: January 14, 2017, 02:31:39 am »
Dwarves come and dwarves go
Memories are all they leave
And some miasma
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #289 on: January 14, 2017, 08:57:38 am »
Another embark,
seven dwarves to the ready:
forgotten beast comes.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2017, 09:06:37 am by feelotraveller »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #290 on: January 14, 2017, 09:35:59 am »
werehorses are bad
build the prison faster please
there's blood everywhere.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #291 on: January 14, 2017, 11:02:44 am »
The world is just blood
Honestly nothing else left
Blood blood blood shit blood.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #292 on: January 14, 2017, 12:53:39 pm »
Weremammoths in winter
Silently stomping about
I cannot see them

I edited because you are supposed to have a season or nature or something. I'm bad at poeting.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2017, 01:01:02 pm by Dunamisdeos »
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Ironfang

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #293 on: January 14, 2017, 04:04:54 pm »
River floods the fort
Now the flow always changes
Dog pus everywhere
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Quote from: SebasMarolo on December 29, 2016, 08:05:16 pm
Human King: "So, how was your travel to dwarven lands?"
Human Diplomat: "Never piss off the dwarves, they have an army of hydras"

Dwarf Cook: "Another baby hydra meat roast coming up!"

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #294 on: January 14, 2017, 05:12:55 pm »
Sinister Glacier
Crap, a biscuit got dusty
Everyone is husks now
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #295 on: January 17, 2017, 05:48:49 am »
Smell the burning flesh
Taste the tangy, sulphur air
The magma dam broke
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"Come on, you sons of elves, do you want to live forever?"
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