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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 57566 times)

Medicine Man

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #210 on: June 28, 2010, 05:01:07 am »
Magma,the answer
Annoying kids?Nagging wife?
Magma will fix that.

Marmots stealing things
Wait no!not the anvil!nooo!
Goddamn marmots suck.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2010, 05:06:47 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #211 on: June 28, 2010, 03:02:44 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on June 28, 2010, 05:01:07 am
Magma,the answer
Annoying kids?Nagging wife?
Magma will fix that.

Marmots stealing things
Wait no!not the anvil!nooo!
Goddamn marmots suck.

CuriousBeastie
stealing the precious anvil
magma will fix that
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #212 on: June 28, 2010, 08:41:30 pm »
Wouldn't that destroy
The precious dwarfly anvil?
But it is magma...
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #213 on: June 28, 2010, 09:04:30 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf mc dwarf on June 28, 2010, 08:41:30 pm
Wouldn't that destroy
The precious dwarfly anvil?
But it is magma...

Anvils made from Iron
And those made from steel also
Are magma proof, silly  :P
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #214 on: June 28, 2010, 09:06:21 pm »

Now I understand
That magma truly is the
answer to all things!
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #215 on: June 30, 2010, 11:46:21 pm »
Adorable Dwarf!
As a child, drinks heavily
and tortures globlins.

Champion Axedwarf
Takes her child onto the field.
I foresee problems...

City is flooding.
People drowning.  Madness reigns.
Ohhh a waterfall!
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #216 on: July 02, 2010, 02:17:18 pm »
Here The Land of Bowels;
many gushing aquifiers.
Ripe for the breaching.

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Based on my last embark... heh.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #217 on: July 13, 2010, 01:03:17 am »
Dodok the dwarf fished for turtles
to clear Strange Mood demand hurdles
she cleaned out the swamp
went on workers' comp
Got Married and proved she was fertile

FAKEDIT: oh. wait. this is the HAIKU thread. whups ;)
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #218 on: July 13, 2010, 08:13:10 am »
the goblins arrive
searching forever, found
there is now peace here
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #219 on: July 18, 2010, 11:04:11 am »
My marksdwarf has learnt.
There is more to archery
Than clubbing goblins.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #220 on: July 18, 2010, 11:11:59 am »
Forgotten Beast came:
Beware its poisonous bite
Oh crap! too late, dwarf.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #221 on: July 18, 2010, 11:14:50 am »
Green tinge of vomit
Stains the floors and walls,eww yuck!
Why aren't they cleaning?
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #222 on: July 18, 2010, 11:35:25 am »
I choose to Play Now!
Wait, no skills or weapons?
Oh, fiddlesticks- wolves.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #223 on: July 18, 2010, 11:39:00 am »
Delicious elf meat
om nom nom nom nom nom nom
mmm...plump helmet man.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #224 on: July 18, 2010, 12:03:23 pm »
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