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Author Topic: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!  (Read 57542 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #225 on: July 18, 2010, 12:04:34 pm »
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #226 on: July 18, 2010, 01:19:31 pm »
With mining a lot
Come sustenance, and sometimes
oh shit we all burn
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Not a troll, not some basement-dwelling neckbeard, but indeed a hateful, rude little person. On the internet.
I'm actually quite nice IRL, but you people have to pay the price for that.

Now stop being distracted by the rudeness, quit your accusations of trollery, and start arguing like real men!

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #227 on: July 18, 2010, 01:35:21 pm »
The first thing we dwarves
must always bring: the coffins
for the earthstrikers

that the ones who came
will have a receptacle
for their corpses
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Medicine Man

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #228 on: July 18, 2010, 02:13:55 pm »
The miners have struck blue!
Praise the miners!what is that?
OH GOD THE BURNING!
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #229 on: July 18, 2010, 07:01:19 pm »
Magma covered world
Bubbling soup of Dwarves and Cats
Fiery haven of hell loosed
« Last Edit: July 18, 2010, 07:09:38 pm by sizeak »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #230 on: July 18, 2010, 09:07:19 pm »
River of magma
flowing through the fortress halls.
Miner is an ass.
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #231 on: July 18, 2010, 09:11:15 pm »
Dig deep, then deeper
Let go of ties to surface
Now then, a marble sky!
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Not a troll, not some basement-dwelling neckbeard, but indeed a hateful, rude little person. On the internet.
I'm actually quite nice IRL, but you people have to pay the price for that.

Now stop being distracted by the rudeness, quit your accusations of trollery, and start arguing like real men!

Medicine Man

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #232 on: July 19, 2010, 02:46:06 am »
Urist mc.miner
Has trapped himself in,oh look!
Flooded the fortress.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #233 on: July 19, 2010, 09:17:53 am »
way too much good stuff in this thread to quote. great stuff from the lot of you :D

"Interrupted by
Unicorn". Lo! Urist slain.
What a way to go.
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sizeak

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #234 on: July 19, 2010, 04:54:24 pm »
Pansy stone blind Elves
Hungry Dwarves like to eat meat
Do Elves taste like pork?
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Medicine Man

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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #235 on: July 20, 2010, 04:04:54 am »
Magma plus water
Makes deadly obsidian
Colossus killer.

Mighty warrior
Oh no!he grazed his thumb,no!!!!!!
Stuck in hospital

Urist lost his kids.
He just saw an engraving.
Urist is happy!

Urist Mc Emo
Whining about death non stop
Release the magma

Nobles have arived
Demanding slade thrones and chairs
Dwarfs cower in fear
When will this injustice stop?
Armok gifted us with magma
Release it on the nobles
And dwarfkind did that.
We no longer have to fear
Terrible nobles.
Or bronze colossuses now.
Or hammer dwarven.

Urist is running
From a siege of goblinkind
He spotted a sock
Must.resist.urges.to.grab!
Urist is hauling
His favorite sock right now.

Yes I know that some of these are not Haiku but they still are cool.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 04:23:09 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #236 on: July 20, 2010, 08:22:29 am »
Goblins at the gate!
To arms my dwarfy comrades!
EQUIPMENT MISMATCH!
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« Reply #237 on: July 20, 2010, 10:57:56 am »
Elves are trading now
Release the magma please,NOW!!!
They brang tigermen!!!!

The one below is based on a real life event,twisted into df relatedness. (R.I.P Dime)

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« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 11:04:40 am by Dwarf mc dwarf »
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #238 on: July 23, 2010, 09:05:38 am »
Wend the deep dark roads,
The Jabberer blocks the path,
A head arcs away.
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Re: Dwarven Haiku? Not For The Weak Hearted!
« Reply #239 on: July 23, 2010, 09:10:12 am »
There was lots of cake,
Sadly, all the cake is gone
The Dwarves must feel fat
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