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[Tarran]

Hey, guys, anyone want my rings of polymorph and polymorph control? I kinda feel like they're not being used enough, and I'm comfortable with my current form, so someone else should try it out. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Close My Eyes, and Dream the Beta Object into Existence.

[Flagrarus]

Have my yellow rodent and my gassy ball fight each other until one of them starts flashing, and turns into a different, somewhat larger and stronger creature.


Take Tarran's rings and put them on my yellow rodent.

[Roy Greenhilt]

Have my yellow rodent and my gassy ball fight each other until one of them starts flashing, and turns into a different, somewhat larger and stronger creature.

not gonna work if the pikachu keeps winning... you need a thunderstone

also give your scyther some metal and trade him (then get him back) to an ally... free scizor

[Flagrarus]

Have my yellow rodent and my gassy ball fight each other until one of them starts flashing, and turns into a different, somewhat larger and stronger creature.

not gonna work if the pikachu keeps winning... you need a thunderstone

also give your scyther some metal and trade him (then get him back) to an ally... free scizor

Oh, you're right. Well then, I guess I should change my action.

[inteuniso]

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE! Roll to Roll to Dodge cannot beat out the fact that we are GOING TO DESTROY THE MOON.

[ragnarok97071]

YES. WE MUST DESTROY THE COMUNIST FOE.

[Dwarfaholic]

This is Not Dead Yet, but it is On Pause for the time being. I am preparing for an Examination of the Larger Variety, and consequently have even less time to spare on 'Life.'

Your posts are very important to us. Please hold.

[Dwarfaholic]

Round 52:

Round Complete.

Inteuniso: Instruct NPC:

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 Result: 4

But wait! Don't you want to learn about the American Dream?

The Brutes Pause.

Boss did tell us to learn about dreams so we can begin thems mental invasions...

Once Again The Brutes Calm Down and Assemble Around You. You Lecture Them on the Virtues of Capitalism and Free Enterprise.

The Brutes seem Somewhat Confused by you Tendency towards Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness, but they Get The Message. While they don't fully accept it, they do seem somewhat More Sympathetic towards you at the moment.

Tarran: Craft Object, Donate Object:

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 5, AUTOSUCCESS

You Throw The Ring over to Flagrarus, who Fumbles It like a Doofus.
Pathetic Shrimp.

Despite your annoyance, you Close Your Eyes and Enter a Trance-Like State.

In your dreams you Approach An Object, covered in a shroud. The area around the object seems bathed in impossibly pure light.
An automated voice greets you kindly.

Welcome to the Beta Object Two. Hopefully after twenty millennia it will have been worth the wait.

You could reach it so easily, but you hesitate, for some reason.

New Rule Discovered! Donating Objects Always Succeeds
Sub- Rule Discovered! Receiving Them... Not So Much.

Flagrarus: Acquire Object, Donate Object:

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 Result: 2, AUTOSUCCESS

You Almost Drop the ring Tarran throws to you, but manage to disguise it at the last minute as a Stylish Arm-Wave.
You don't think anybody notice, and grin widely. Lookin' good.

You throw your Electric Rat-O-Mon The Ring, but it mistakenly assumes you are Proposing To It, and is Incredibly Flustered. It Drops The Ring.

Beat Electric Rat-O-Mon for failure? Y/N

Kagus: AUTOPILOT

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 Result: AUTOSUCCESS

This is, sadly, The Last Turn Of Autopilot for you.

Ragnarok97071: Lunatic Action:

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 Result: 2

Nope, he's still Dead. This is really Starting to Piss You Off; you'd think Acanthus117 II would be polite enough to at least Resurrect A Little when you show this much Devotion to the matter. But Noooo.

What a jerk.

Mental Damage Roll: 2

Mental Health -2/6. You Kick the Dead Body a little. That'll show him.

Schilcote: PURIFICATION
He has now never been.

[Dwarfaholic]

^Round Complete.

[inteuniso]

Show them that killing me would cut them off from the BOUNTIFUL HARVESTS of CAPITALISM. Also give them CANDY from my ENDLESS POCKET OF CANDY.

[Tarran]

Continue on with the plot.

[ragnarok97071]

...
FISH.
That is all.

[Rexfelum]

Kagus . . . Kagus . . . be sure to do something other than autopilot.  The plot demands it.  The plot which my fevered brain has conjured in response to recent events outside of this reality demands it.  You must live long enough for me to face you.

What happens next may, sadly, be at the will of Vorthon.

--Rexfelum

[Dwarfaholic]

Oops, I forgot to put a descriptor for Ragnarok's action. It's coming up now.

[Flagrarus]

Eat the rings.