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[Josephus]

I was playing in NewsMuffin's adventure succession game for a while (but I got Xugot killed, sorry guys ), and it turned out the player before me (Josephus) apparently spent the better part of his time collecting goblin and elf heads (or something like that).

I was in the middle of continuing his work when I got shot by elves.

If it's any consolation, I kept a noncanon save and went around collecting the heads of every civilization in existence. I'm going after the Scholarly Yor (some titan) about now.

Quick question: What the fuck is a Yor?

[Internet Kraken]

Quick question: What the fuck is a Yor?

[Peasant]

I seem to have contracted a disease, out of nowhere the tags "fever", "nauseous" and "dizzy" popped up. I'm guessing it has something to do with my brain, spine and neck being rotten. What should i do?

[Vester]

That sounds incredibly painful.

[Medicine Man]

I seem to have contracted a disease, out of nowhere the tags "fever", "nauseous" and "dizzy" popped up. I'm guessing it has something to do with my brain, spine and neck being rotten. What should i do?

You got "flied" by a lost adventurer didn't you?if so your fuc*ed man.

[Peasant]

I seem to have contracted a disease, out of nowhere the tags "fever", "nauseous" and "dizzy" popped up. I'm guessing it has something to do with my brain, spine and neck being rotten. What should i do?

You got "flied" by a lost adventurer didn't you?if so your fuc*ed man.

I didn't get flied by those rotten dead flies, i got covered in wyvern acid but i didn't melt. I've been covered in wyvern acid before but i've died from it, so this must be something else.

[Haspen]

Lost adventures? Wyverns? I don't see them in vanilla. Are they from some mod?

[Peasant]

Lost adventures? Wyverns? I don't see them in vanilla. Are they from some mod?

Yes, deon's genesis mod. I wholeheartedly recommend it, it adds lots of amazing stuff like dwarven castes! My adventurer died after taking two steps, in the first step i couldn't breathe, stand or grasp anything. On the second step i bled to death.

[Haspen]

Lost adventures? Wyverns? I don't see them in vanilla. Are they from some mod?

Yes, deon's genesis mod. I wholeheartedly recommend it, it adds lots of amazing stuff like dwarven castes! My adventurer died after taking two steps, in the first step i couldn't breathe, stand or grasp anything. On the second step i bled to death.

Oh! I know it! I do played it.

But it became too packed with stuff, and too much stuff isn't fun for me

[Funk]

odiya thediquaba cuthefi athama
a gigantic mass of muscle and scars this moster half man half wolf rests in the cold wastes of his home.
only a bust right arm,left eye and a missing finger at the cost of puting over thirty men in the ground.

maybe he wil rise in add of a new hero?

[Josephus]

Quick question: What the fuck is a Yor?

... I see. In fact, I see clearly.

That may be one of the greatest movies ever made, second only to Italian Spiderman.

[Internet Kraken]

So I was given the task of killing an Ettin. Pretty simple, but upon arriving at the site I found that there wasn't a cave. Instead the Ettin's had apprently just settled in a random spot in the woods, proclaiming their mountain of meat and wine to be their home. About 12 of the bloody things swarm my only companion, striking him down in an instant. I decided that I clearly in over my head, but before I could flee an Ettin apparently damaged one of my motor nerves, taking away my ability to stand and more importantly fly. So now I'm reduced to crawling away while 12 Ettins chase me across the country side. I doubt I will be able to survive this.

EDIT: I just saw a naked mole dog walk by. Odd, since I'm still on the surface. Also one of the Ettin's just died from wounds inflicted by my deceased companion, so at least he was good for something.

[vagel7]

One of my adventurers was epic and killed giants and ettins and hydras till he got a mission to kill a collosus, the fight took place in the snowy mountain peak where you can't go by travelling, it lasted 2 days till my guy died of dehydration, none of us had hurt the other.

Another one i retired after i had killed a dragon and countless other beasts to a dwarven mountain home, he was the last human on earth.

Third adventurer was going around happily murdering a town, the entire population was dead and the temple destroyed, he thought the town was now abandoned till he went to the town pub, where about 20 townspeople were, most of them soldiers and 2 flashing humans, my guy killed 10 of them before getting a mortal wound and getting fainted. He then lost his halbert but was still able to kill 5 more till he bled to death. The guy has an arm and a leg missing, badly wounded throath and 1 punctured lung and many other bad wounds.

[BodyGripper]

I just had this exchange:

Lum Omudinu, Swordsman:  You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
Sina Okouthra, Child:  I'm thirty!

[Acanthus117]

Hahaha

Manchild