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Author Topic: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?  (Read 5021 times)

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2010, 02:14:56 am »

this nonsense I have wrought! it was not meant to be! stop it!
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #46 on: March 30, 2010, 02:16:34 am »

this nonsense I have wrought! it was not meant to be! stop it!
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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #47 on: March 30, 2010, 02:34:01 am »

this is FUBAR, and I'm going to go to another thread now and curl into a fetal position.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #48 on: March 30, 2010, 08:14:09 am »

Ex. I am frequently annoyed by videogames that don't have destructible terrain. In games that do, I always dry to dig underground tunnels, even if this entails repeatedly firing a bazooka at the ground.

Also, Dwarf Fortress 17: 2 Dwarf 2 Fortress.
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I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #49 on: March 30, 2010, 09:52:11 am »

this nonsense I have wrought! it was not meant to be! stop it!

Sounds like a typical game of DF.  ;)
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #50 on: March 30, 2010, 02:25:44 pm »

Ex. I am frequently annoyed by videogames that don't have destructible terrain. In games that do, I always dry to dig underground tunnels, even if this entails repeatedly firing a bazooka at the ground.

Also, Dwarf Fortress 17: 2 Dwarf 2 Fortress.

Yeah, whenever I look at FPS games, my first thought always was.
"I got this tank... why can't I just blast my way through the building towards the objectives?!"
And...
"How the **** did that piece of wood stop a tank shot!?"
At least in DF, you can conceivably think that wooden wall is the thickness of a dragon (which would make it somewhat indestructable).
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The toad is having a nice relaxing swim.
The goblin mounted on his back, however, is drowning.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2010, 02:42:06 pm »

"How the **** did that piece of wood stop a tank shot!?"
to be picky, most games never tell you what kinds of ammo you're blasting out your cannon. it could just be exploding-air-in-a-shell for all we know.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2010, 07:00:57 pm »

Ex. I am frequently annoyed by videogames that don't have destructible terrain. In games that do, I always dry to dig underground tunnels, even if this entails repeatedly firing a bazooka at the ground.

Also, Dwarf Fortress 17: 2 Dwarf 2 Fortress.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2010, 07:09:43 pm »

Ex. I am frequently annoyed by videogames that don't have destructible terrain. In games that do, I always dry to dig underground tunnels, even if this entails repeatedly firing a bazooka at the ground.

Also, Dwarf Fortress 17: 2 Dwarf 2 Fortress.

Dwarf Fortress 18: Undergound
We already have DF 18-it's barely legal.

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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2010, 07:23:59 pm »

DF -3: Elves Strike Back
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2010, 07:26:04 pm »

DF -3: Elves Strike Back

I already used that one, and we're on #21
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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2010, 07:36:52 pm »

you've used negative 3?
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2010, 07:40:01 pm »

you've used negative 3?
No, I used the Earth Strikes Back. We were going chronologically earlier but I guess that's over.
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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2010, 07:41:35 pm »

oh, i forgot that one, sorry, my bad u.u
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2010, 07:43:01 pm »

oh, i forgot that one, sorry, my bad u.u
It's alright. I'm all out of catchphrases...
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We all know what those elfs are like. they're a couple of guys who are up to no good, making trouble in our neighbourhood. Now you guys got my mum all scared and now i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air!
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.
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