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Author Topic: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?  (Read 5016 times)

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2010, 07:45:46 pm »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.

Dwarf Fortress 8: I have no mouth and I must haul

This got passed over pretty quickly, and I'm not sure anyone appreciated the brilliance of it, vis a vis the cat bug.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2010, 07:47:52 pm »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.

Dwarf Fortress 8: I have no mouth and I must haul

This got passed over pretty quickly, and I'm not sure anyone appreciated the brilliance of it, vis a vis the cat bug.

I know, dude... It was my favorite also. I guess even a blind squirrel finds nuts eventually.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2010, 07:57:31 pm »

Back on topic ...

I seriously got excited when my wife wanted to buy a pickaxe.  I also look at our maul in a whole new light. 

My wife says that if DF is what it takes to get me to garden, it's worth it ...
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2010, 08:02:19 pm »

strike the earth my friend... and water the dahlias.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2010, 08:06:29 pm »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.

Dwarf Fortress 8: I have no mouth and I must haul

This got passed over pretty quickly, and I'm not sure anyone appreciated the brilliance of it, vis a vis the cat bug.

I know, dude... It was my favorite also. I guess even a blind squirrel finds nuts eventually.

I caught the cieling cat reference though.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2010, 08:08:33 pm »

Dig a one square room, and channel the bottom. Put a grate there. Drop a cat in.

Underneath it, put a craftdwarf workshop. Train a legendary dwarf. Let the cat in the ceiling watch him mastercraft.

Dwarf Fortress 8: I have no mouth and I must haul

This got passed over pretty quickly, and I'm not sure anyone appreciated the brilliance of it, vis a vis the cat bug.

I know, dude... It was my favorite also. I guess even a blind squirrel finds nuts eventually.

I caught the cieling cat reference though.
So did I, but Dwarf Fortress 8: There's a cat in the ceiling isn't quite as funny as the other one.


...or is it?

No. It isn't.


Edit: For clarification, this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream
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imagine fighting someone on the street. You guys are going at it...all of the sudden, he hits you in the face with the tips of 5 fingers. What the fuck is he doing? You're confused, he school boys you, you're going to be lost. Match won.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2010, 08:52:25 pm »

Ex. I recently tried blacksmithing.

Precisely what I plan on doing!  ;D
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2010, 09:02:11 pm »

dwarf fortress 21: magma mania!
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2010, 06:17:35 pm »

Disregarding the thred derailment,
Blacksmithing is fun and if you can't get whatever it is to hold, you can always bring out the modern technolgy.

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2010, 11:48:03 pm »

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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2010, 11:59:56 pm »

Dwarf Fortress 24: Digging to China.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2010, 12:26:12 am »

I regularly get the urge to build dangerous contraptions to perform simple household tasks.
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2010, 12:51:44 am »

I was a watching a show on the history channel I think and it said "To find out, we have to dig deeper."  The effect on my brain should be obvious.

Dwarf Fortress XXII:  Dwarf Harder

I don't think that ones been done yet!
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #73 on: April 12, 2010, 01:06:07 am »

I have a theory that the progress on DF asymptotes at 1.0. In other words, we will see DF 0.90.00, then 0.99.00, then 0.99.99, then 0.99.99.99...

IT WILL NEVER STOP GROWING
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Re: Is Toady Brainwashing us to think like Dwarves?
« Reply #74 on: April 12, 2010, 01:14:29 am »

How is Toady going to make anything past DF:3 when Armok.ai has gained sentience and is preparing to flood the world in lava?
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