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[Elephant Parade]

THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.

I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum .

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.

[Remuthra]

THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.

I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum .

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.

Ah, but you do not know the true power of...

THE SIG INSURGENT!

* Remuthra launches the anti-sig nukes.

[Gentlefish]

Dear Jesus Christ what have I entered.

[mastahcheese]

I'd sig some of this, but I'm lazy.

[Elephant Parade]

THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.

I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum .

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.

Ah, but you do not know the true power of...

THE SIG INSURGENT!

* Remuthra launches the anti-sig nukes.

Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!

* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.

[Remuthra]

THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.

I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum .

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.

Ah, but you do not know the true power of...

THE SIG INSURGENT!

* Remuthra launches the anti-sig nukes.

Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!

* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.

Ah, but you forget. The nukes are already here!

* AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

You see, I planted bombs in all my quotes before you sigged them, and the Trojan Bump Image has let insurgents directly into the main bastion of the foul sig empire. Roll to Dwarf is too politically weak to stop us, so there is no one left to help you. Now, the sig thread is OURS! [/evilmonologue]

[Elephant Parade]

THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.

I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum .

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.

Ah, but you do not know the true power of...

THE SIG INSURGENT!

* Remuthra launches the anti-sig nukes.

Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!

* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.

Ah, but you forget. The nukes are already here!

* AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

You see, I planted bombs in all my quotes before you sigged them, and the Trojan Bump Image has let insurgents directly into the main bastion of the foul sig empire. Roll to Dwarf is too politically weak to stop us, so there is no one left to help you. Now, the sig thread is OURS! [/evilmonologue]

That's what you thought, but in reality I have been working with Roll to Dwarf to increase its derailing capabilities! We turned your bombs into potato farms long ago, and now when you set off the bombs all that will happen is a delicious dinner of mashed potatoes!

* Elephant Parade laughs.

[Lolfail0009]

THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.

I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum .

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.

Ah, but you do not know the true power of...

THE SIG INSURGENT!

* Remuthra launches the anti-sig nukes.

Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!

* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.

Ah, but you forget. The nukes are already here!

* AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

You see, I planted bombs in all my quotes before you sigged them, and the Trojan Bump Image has let insurgents directly into the main bastion of the foul sig empire. Roll to Dwarf is too politically weak to stop us, so there is no one left to help you. Now, the sig thread is OURS! [/evilmonologue]

That's what you thought, but in reality I have been working with Roll to Dwarf to increase its derailing capabilities! We turned your bombs into potato farms long ago, and now when you set off the bombs all that will happen is a delicious dinner of mashed potatoes!

* Elephant Parade laughs.

SILENCE, ALL OF YOU. THE SIGTHREAD SHALL CONTINUE TO WRITHE, GROW, LEARN IN THE DARKNESS, UNTIL THE FINAL DAY OF HUMANITY, WHEN IT LUNGES FORTH AND CONSUMES ALL.

[MCipher]

My sigtext finally reached the limit.

Spoiler: Dwarf Fortress stuff. (click to show/hide)

So, not only is it not a metal, it also defies its own properties at seemingly arbitrary times.  Clearly, we cannot hope to apply physics to this literally fantastic material.
That said, let's apply physics to it some more!

Spoiler: SS13 Stuff. (click to show/hide)

OOC: Hans Panda: Everyone's going to die. That's how they usually end.
OOC: Hans Panda: I try not to run them that way.
OOC: Hans Panda: But apparently when I'm the villain, I'm too efficient.
OOC: Hans Panda: Even when I monologue.

Spoiler: Elona. (click to show/hide)

All stuff here is outdated.

Spoiler: Et Cetera. (click to show/hide)

-ANIME and JAPANESE MEDIA-
Nothing here.

-RANDOM STUFF-
Bloodline registered by C0DA.
A player of Urist McStation, currently on an extended hiatus.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Haven't thought about diplomatic marriages.
For interspecies breeding, I'm assuming that none of them are biologically compatible, (except for Lamias, they can breed with anyone, and will always produce more Lamias.) This includes human/elfs, so no half-elves.
Dragons cannot transform.
As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

I'd like to launch a crusade against the heathenistic oversiggers. Does that count?

Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.

"Great job crew! Turns out that spooky, mechanical, god-like Reaper was no one else but old Mr Winterbuckle!"

"Argh, and my plans for devouring all life in the galaxy would've succeeded too if it wasn't for you meddlesome kids!".

Well sure. I don't see how that precludes breaking one or two little limbs, though. Gotta' keep up appearances and whatnot. Make sure the grand kids have a few good stories of when grandparent X twisted parent Y into a pretzel. Or when parent Y managed to escape by jumping out the second story window, stuff like that.

[Dansmithers]

jesus, after wrestling with my knowledge of computers a bit, i finally got the link up and running! now just to put in the sigs themselves...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Haven't thought about diplomatic marriages.
For interspecies breeding, I'm assuming that none of them are biologically compatible, (except for Lamias, they can breed with anyone, and will always produce more Lamias.) This includes human/elfs, so no half-elves.
Dorf!BFEL is still a dwarf.
Dragons cannot transform.
As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

HEY I ALREADY SIGGED (part of) THAT!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

jesus, after wrestling with my knowledge of computers a bit, i finally got the link up and running! now just to put in the sigs themselves...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Haven't thought about diplomatic marriages.
For interspecies breeding, I'm assuming that none of them are biologically compatible, (except for Lamias, they can breed with anyone, and will always produce more Lamias.) This includes human/elfs, so no half-elves.
Dorf!BFEL is still a dwarf.
Dragons cannot transform.
As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

HEY I ALREADY SIGGED (part of) THAT!

really?

FINE

edit: there we go, took away the one sentence which you already sigged, and also the answer relating to it.

[Dansmithers]

jesus, after wrestling with my knowledge of computers a bit, i finally got the link up and running! now just to put in the sigs themselves...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.

You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Haven't thought about diplomatic marriages.
For interspecies breeding, I'm assuming that none of them are biologically compatible, (except for Lamias, they can breed with anyone, and will always produce more Lamias.) This includes human/elfs, so no half-elves.
Dorf!BFEL is still a dwarf.
Dragons cannot transform.
As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.

HEY I ALREADY SIGGED (part of) THAT!

really?

FINE

edit: there we go, took away the one sentence which you already sigged, and also the answer relating to it.

pfffft..... ok

[mastahcheese]

Are you guys really arguing over who has the rights to arguments from me and BFEL?

[flabort]

Yes.
Common courtesy is to not sig something someone else sigged, BUT, are there actually any rules against it?