Let's put some projects here...
Einsteinian Roulette notes:
Einsteinian Roulette Character Calculator: Helps you create or level up a character for Einsteinian Roulette's new stat system.
Appearance: The appearance of every character in the game. Mostly obsolete, see
ER wiki.Revolution: Notes that contain helpful info about the current mission. Mostly obsolete, see
ER wiki.Dead Man Running: Score, Money and other stuff all in one place. Game no longer running
Programs:
Bay 12 Thread Downloader and Filter: A Java program. Allows you to easily download an entire thread for offline reading. Can also be ordered to only keep the posts of certain users, great for reading only the GM's posts or finding the Toad's posts in the Future of the Fortress thread. Can also be used to combine multiple threads into 1.
Work in progress.
RTD:
Special People: An RTD: My first RTD. Choose a special ability and compete with or against others.
Now with a TV Tropes page!You get out of the VR and are confronted with a scene of your teammates apparently trying to get a demon drunk at gunpoint.
((Meh, all this backstory and revelation of powers and ethics and payment discussions and suchlike are all meaningless compared to the important message here: I'm not a lizard.))
WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING BREAKDOWNS!?
BECAUSE THEY'RE WORKING FOR ZOMBIE HITLER!
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Mix red bull and vodka into his baby milk formula stuff and feed that to him for a while.
FUCK YEAH! +1 We are terrible, terrible people, aren't we?
We're great people who is trying to unlock the full potential of our kid. Red Bull and Vodka only the first step!
Great green gargantuan glowing genitalia
And that, children, is why you should only post sober.
Flaming psychos outrank everyone.
((Shit is crazy, man. People flipping out! Martyrs and foxes fighting the power together! Mass hysteria!))
Bay12 is amazing. With funding, all of us combined could probably work as well as a team of scientists. Insane, yes, but still scientists.
Would we live someplace where common place morality and ethics don't apply? Otherwise we wouldn't get much done I think.
Well, both of you are on my list then.
It's like Santa's list, but for psychic spanking.
This change everything, I don't know what to believe, what's true and what's a lie? More importantly, I'll never trust on a plant again.
Fixed a subset of migrants that had broken dreams and values.
Does that mean no more adults? 
((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))
It worked. It's canon now. HA!
((I posted an action to turn him into a weasel first! The powers of weaselification are mine! All mine! Now the whole world shall know the true power of the weasel!))
Paris' Journal. May 7th, 2014: Spectator carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This gameshow is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The bleachers are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and contestants will look up and shout "Please Paris, don't turn us all into weasels!"...
And I'll whisper "no."
And then they'll all be weasels.
"You know what? You can be pessimistic all ya want over there. I'm gonna sit here and feel comfortable in the knowledge that someone is out to get me."
"And I'm rooting for them."
Whatever base shape is used, it needs to menace with spikes in some way.
Oh, don't be silly. Stacy can read perfectly well. It's just spelling he's troubled by, you see, as the only thing he can correctly spell is your doom.
I'm not sure turning a teammate into an evil wish granting genie is a good idea, they might want you to... rub things...
MATH HAS SPOKEN
The excitement is incalculable.
Programming basically consists of nothing more than a long, long chain of problems that you work down. Only sometimes there is a splash of paint on one of the chain links, that's what people call a feature.
So, after watering the plants, it's time for war.
((I thought the whole point of the RTD subforum was explosions and death?))
Don't go on that cruise! Stay home and support DF instead! Unless the cruise is openly inspired by Dwarf Fortress, in which case, you should go on the cruise... but be careful.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! THEY'RE FILLED WITH GIANT HYPER AGGRESSIVE MUTANT SEXUAL ASSAULT FASCIST BEES!"
You run screaming from the boxes, punching people in the head and kicking them in the groin for no apparent reason, before huddling in a corner and sobbing quietly to yourself.
"Not the bees. Oh god they're in my eyes. Despite all my rage I'm still just Nicholas Cage."
All subjects, except sex, are dull until somebody makes them interesting.
...
Pretty soon your paper will be full of broken glass and blood and headless torsos, and reaching five hundred words will not really be a problem.
Fuck. I seriously can't have John lose another friend. I'm already at down 3 friends. 4 if you count Lee. 6 if you count the two players who went AWOL.
You should make more durable friends.
<AoshimaMichio> all hail rich nude zombie
<E_D>Was there ever a problem with GM plants on foreign worlds?
<Piecewise>Probably ed. GMs cause all sorts of problems. Walking around in this nice pasture and suddenly a plant screams "ROCKS FALL AND YOU DIE!"
<Piecewise>Fucking GM plants
<Empiricist>Not everything has to be solved by humping poles.
<Piecewise>Just most things.
Life's brighter when everything is on fire.
((Talking about PS))
<syv>It's half silly jokes and references, except I replaced 'silly' with 'suffering'.
Oz: How do you people stand me, even on good days?
Piecewise: I'm sitting
Piecewise: makes it easier
RETURN TO SENDER. REASON: APE TOO ANIME.
Requesting the transfer of one Anime Ape to Sanitation Department.
Jon puts in a request for personnel transfer. Under the "Why" section he writes "Because it would be wicked sweet."
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