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YES. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! KILL THEM ALL!

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NO! HUGS FOR THE HUG FAIRY! CANDY FOR THE PEDO VAN!

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Total Members Voted: 13

[Acanthus117]

If possible, can ya sign me up on the waiting list? this thing is cool.

[Cheddarius]

You can join now. Name and description (optional), please.
Also, guys, if everyone's actions are in but I haven't posted a turn for a few days or so, feel free to remind me in the thread.

[Acanthus117]

Name: Marcus
Description: well built, cropped dark hair, grey eyes. constantly frowns

If I have to post an action: eat my breakfast (if i have it) and find a place to exercise, preferably weights or something.

[Cheddarius]

You don't have to post an action, but what's the point of the game if you don't do anything?
You can just not do anything if you like, though. Do you want to?

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Yell "I am a man!" then punch him as hard as possible. Afterward, I'll use my disguise and keys to take a car from the garage and drive out of here.

Bring everything back to my cell. Eat, then mix
500g Aluminum with 25g of Titanium and 25g of Zirconium Hydroxide
467.5g Ammonium Nitrate with 82.5g Ammonium Perchlorate
500g Aluminum with 500g Iron Oxide

RUN RUN RUUUUNNNN!!!!! and go tell the warden all that weird shit

Dress the guard into prisoner outfit! If that fails, go to prison control center. If that doesnt fails, go to prison control center anyway

Eat my Breakfast
Bluff him into thinking that there is a guard and that i know the guard really well basically

eat my breakfast (if i have it) and find a place to exercise, preferably weights or something.

[Acanthus117]

Very philosophical.

[Cheddarius]

So, uh... do you want to do your action, or not?

[Acanthus117]

... Yup.

[Cheddarius]

Yell "I am a man!" then punch him as hard as possible. Afterward, I'll use my disguise and keys to take a car from the garage and drive out of here.

5. You roar "I AM A MAN!" and smash him in the stomach with all the force you can muster, driving your arm clean through and out his back. You run to the garage and see a guard patrolling near the door. "I AM A JANITOR!" you shout, demanding to be let in. He sees your bloody, organ-covered fist and unlocks the door for you, then flees the scene.
You open a car with your key, open the garage door, and drive away.
You have won

Bring everything back to my cell. Eat, then mix
500g Aluminum with 25g of Titanium and 25g of Zirconium Hydroxide
467.5g Ammonium Nitrate with 82.5g Ammonium Perchlorate
500g Aluminum with 500g Iron Oxide

You eat and mix those (4), ending up with 550g of Chemical A, 550 g of Chemical B, and 1 kg of Chemical C.

RUN RUN RUUUUNNNN!!!!! and go tell the warden all that weird shit

2. You run, but trip and fall.

Dress the guard into prisoner outfit! If that fails, go to prison control center. If that doesnt fails, go to prison control center anyway

1. You attempt to dress the guard in the prisoner outfit, but through some bizarre failure you manage to shoot yourself in the crotch instead. You are now heavily bleeding.

Eat my Breakfast
Bluff him into thinking that there is a guard and that i know the guard really well basically

1. You eat your breakfast and sneer at him, telling him that there's a guard outside you could sic on him at any moment. He guffaws, seeing that there's clearly no guard outside. He has his goons lock you up inside a cell with other people who have tried to cross him.

eat my breakfast (if i have it) and find a place to exercise, preferably weights or something.

You are taken to the prison, the place where your new life will begin. You start to lift weights in the exercise room.
2. You try with all your might, but you can't even lift a single 15-pound weight. Maybe later.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Hurray for explosives manufacturing! Too bad it needs a high-velocity impact to detonate... I need a rifle. Then I can blow this place. Literally.

Who was the guy with the code to the armory?

[Acanthus117]

Dear god! he escaped!

continue trying to lift weights, but listen in on any thing unusual.

[Cheddarius]

You mean the armory key? Dragnar had it, but he escaped.

[Pillow_Killer]

Put the gun into my mouth and shoot.

[Jetsquirrel]

Do Kung FU!!!!!! Against that guy! and then tell the warden the weird shit!

[dragnar]

Awesome! I'm free! And covered in blood... and free!!!

[RandomNumberGenerator]

You mean the armory key? Dragnar had it, but he escaped.

Damn. Well I guess we'll have to do things the old-fashioned way.

Find an exterior prison wall. One that if blown up, would lead directly to the outside with minimal guard towers in my way, with minimal routes of access. Mix chemicals A and B together(all of it) to make compound D and place by wall. Dump ammonia and bleach together on the floor en-route, but a decent distance away from the place I plan on blowing up. Retreat a safe distance from Compound D. Light a stick of magnesium and throw it in the pile of Compound D.

If everything goes properly, the bleach and ammonia should create a puddle of extremely corrosive acid on the floor and extremely poisonous gas hovering in the air, effectively acting as an impassible barrier. Compound D will explode when the burning magnesium hits it, blasting a hole in the wall. I then grab my pistol, go through the wall, and run like hell.