continue trying to lift weights, but listen in on any thing unusual.
4. You struggle with the weights, but you don't feel any stronger. Also, you can't do two actions at a time, that's cheap.
Put the gun into my mouth and shoot.
AUTO-SUCCESS: You put the gun into your mouth. Oh god, why did it have to end up this way? You sob for a moment, then pull the trigger.
You have won in a very unusual wayDo Kung FU!!!!!! Against that guy! and then tell the warden the weird shit!
5!!!!! You do KUNG FU!!!!! Against that guy!!!!! Except there isn't actually a guy!!!!! You're alone!!!!! So you go tell the warden everything!!!!!
He is flabbergasted at how run-down his prison is. In addition, one of his inmates has just shot himself. He weeps a little bit.
Urist McWarden is stricken with melancholy!
Urist McWarden has died: Shot himselfThe bang echoes through the room as the warden offs himself with the combat shotgun he keeps under his desk. You get SO MUCH SWEET LOOT, man.
1 combat shotgun (2 shots/3 rounds, incredibly powerful) (1/2)
1 box of shotgun shells (40/40)
$1000
Warden disguise
1 roll of 300 job tickets
Kevlar vest (+1 to dodge)
Find an exterior prison wall. One that if blown up, would lead directly to the outside with minimal guard towers in my way, with minimal routes of access. Mix chemicals A and B together(all of it) to make compound D and place by wall. Dump ammonia and bleach together on the floor en-route, but a decent distance away from the place I plan on blowing up. Retreat a safe distance from Compound D. Light a stick of magnesium and throw it in the pile of Compound D.
If everything goes properly, the bleach and ammonia should create a puddle of extremely corrosive acid on the floor and extremely poisonous gas hovering in the air, effectively acting as an impassible barrier. Compound D will explode when the burning magnesium hits it, blasting a hole in the wall. I then grab my pistol, go through the wall, and run like hell.
6. You block off a corridor with your acid/gas trap, then set a bomb. You hurl the flaming magnesium at the mixture, blowing the entire wall open. The explosion hurls you back and you fall into your own trap. Oh Jesus, you're breathing in chlorine and your clothes are being corroded, and guards are probably going to come after you too. If you can just get out, you know a guy who knows a guy. If you can get out...
Incite a riot with the others in the cell
5. You give a rousing speech to all the men in the cell. Miraculously, they rip their handcuffs to pieces with sheer force and join you. You declare that you must fight to escape this wretched place, and they agree, ripping the bars right out of the concrete by virtue of your amazing speechifying skills alone! You hear a boom and see fire in the distance. One of your men points and shouts, "Look, my comrades! Do you see that? The Beacons of the Cell Walls! The Beacons are lit! RNG calls for aid."
You think carefully. "And the inmates will answer! Muster the cellmates. Assemble the army at the prison cell. As many men as can be found. You have two minutes. On the third, we run for the Cell Walls... and freedom."
The inmates cheer, rounding up every friend they have. You end up with 25 men. Charging for the distant flames, coughing as you run through the cloud of gas, you arrive before the guards, while the vanguard holds them off. You and RNG fire on the guards while inmates attack them, and they are quickly killed. You all charge out the hole in the wall. Quickly destroying the guards, you open the gate and leave to a sweet future. To the promise of tomorrow. To freedom!
RNG and Diakron have won
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