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[Bauglir]

For some reason, my brain keeps wanting to meld the cigarette and the can of furniture polish into a very large, odd-looking pipe. And then I think, "I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" 

Oh gods, now I can't unsee it. I have no complaints.

[Vector]

Not much shorter I hope, because when you mentioned Joan of Arc I was really worried you meant this. Thankfully, women's definition of short hair seems to be different from mine.

Lordy, no.  That's my beloved German teacher's haircut, and I'm not going to infringe on her turf (she does look great with it, though!).

Spoiler: This is one of the classical Jean d'Arc looks (click to show/hide)

But this is the haircut historically associated with her

Sadly, my hair will never be that straight and organized without massive chemical damage, so I'm just going to say "faugh, it's respectably short" and move on, maybe chop myself some bangs later if I really think they're necessary.


God, I'm so glad I'm not living in the 1800s, so that I actually wouldn't have been able to cut it all off.


Thanks, everyone, for your compliments and encouragement >.<

[RedKing]

*sigh* Well, here goes my anonymity.

Couple of older ones first (2007):

Spoiler: Eating the worst Mexican food in all of China. My expression says it all. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Up in the Leifeng pagoda, overlooking Xi Hu (West Lake) in Hangzhou. Gotta love that "clean" Chinese air. (click to show/hide)

More recent one (2011):

Spoiler: Making pizza with my daughter. Buggered if I know what the deal is with her expression. (click to show/hide)

EDIT: Something I just noticed. These photos (especially the latter two) showcase my ginormous hands. Seriously, in middle school between that and my impressive arm length, people used to say I was part orangutan. 

[Solifuge]

Redking, your daughter's expression is adorable. Looks like one of those "don't take a picture taken of me!" faces. Also, yay China Smog. I've never really seen skylines of urban China... that's pretty sad, actually :/

[Scaraban]

I was too nauseated by the Jaguars sweatshirt to notice you had hands much their size relative to your body.
They look average to me.

[tomas1297]

 Don't feel sad for losing your anonymity. You look like a pretty cool person. Surprising lack of being a weirdo too.

[RedKing]

I was too nauseated by the Jaguars sweatshirt to notice you had hands much their size relative to your body.
They look average to me.

That's the Carolina Panthers, dude. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing teal. 

[mendonca]

Hey RedKing, I'll say one thing for sure - that is DEFINITELY your daughter.

Does that mean now you are famous (as in Bay12 famous) that your daughter can claim you as a celebrity look-a-like?

Cool pictures, by the way 

[RedKing]

Hey RedKing, I'll say one thing for sure - that is DEFINITELY your daughter.

Does that mean now you are famous (as in Bay12 famous) that your daughter can claim you as a celebrity look-a-like?

Cool pictures, by the way 

Yeah, she definitely favors me, whereas our son favors his mother's side of the family.

Spoiler: One more, this time with both kids (sorry for the size, I'd hoped it would automatically resize down) (click to show/hide)

I look light-years more 'normal' than I used to. Used to have hair halfway down my back, weighed about 30-40 lbs less, wore heavily tinted glasses and dressed almost exclusively in shades of black and grey.

[MaximumZero]

That's the Carolina Panthers, dude. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing teal. 

That makes me sad anyway. I'm a Buccaneers fan.

[Tack]

Well, here's me at our latest poker night.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Apparently I look like Andy Samberg.

[tomas1297]

Well, here's me at our latest poker night.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Apparently I look like Andy Samberg.

 Heh. Classy. 

[Grimshot]

[Deleted due to rabid paranoia]

[Vector]

Spoiler: Someone has messed with the Great and Majestic Vector's Hair! (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: In case you didn't catch it the first time, the "look" we were going for here is "Solid Snake with pigtails."  You're welcome for the mental imagery :D (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Also, I have heard allegations that I never smile or laugh at all (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: This is simply not true. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: However, despite extreme setbacks, I still seem entirely capable of staring down my nose at a book with as much flower-withering seriousness as always (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Yeah, I got nothing.  Some days you're just stuck looking like a luddite puppy, and then someone takes a photo and you put the photo on the internet.  Totally unfair (click to show/hide)

[Nadaka]

you got some cute going on there, particularly #1.