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[Realmfighter]

Good man.

You got good taste.

[Labs]

Ohhhh.... bad movie reviews. I will pester you until you review frogs.
 
 
 

[piecewise]

Ohhhh.... bad movie reviews. I will pester you until you review frogs.
 
 
 

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I really should do another review, it's been a while. Is Frogs trying to be tounge in cheek? Because the best films to review are those that are just legitimately terrible with a straight face.

[r3d5kull]

Sorry just trying to post so I remember to fully read this when I get home I'll comment on the total ambiguity of this "video".

[LegoLord]

You have earned yourself a great deal of awe, as I cannot fathom how anyone could willingly watch a movie they recognize as bad.

[Heron TSG]

Review frogs please. It takes itself VERY seriously, and ends up being a seriously bad movie.

I think whoever made it thought that any movie involving sinister animals would work as well as Jaws.

[piecewise]

Review frogs please. It takes itself VERY seriously, and ends up being a seriously bad movie.

I think whoever made it thought that any movie involving sinister animals would work as well as Jaws.

I'll see if I can find it somewhere.

[Cheddarius]

Man, a movie starring killer frogs sounds so terrible.
I mean, frogs? How would that even work? They don't even have teeth! The only way they could possibly hurt anyone is if the poisonous variety suddenly became very delicious-looking. And even then you'd have to eat them to die, so not very menacing.

[LegoLord]

Actually, a golden dart frog has enough poison to kill several people through skin contact.

[Heron TSG]

These ones were just bullfrogs who stared menacingly while bad things happened to people.

[Cheddarius]

Haha what

[Heron TSG]

Seriously. The frogs themselves never harm anyone until the end. It's always their buddies the lizards, tarantulas, newts, and snakes.

[Cheddarius]

Who keeps jars of 100% fuming death poison in their garden?
Seriously?

[piecewise]

And who labels it just "poison" and has like 12 jars of it just sitting in glass jars on high shelves? Its like the Darwin award try-outs or something.

I have a torrent of "Frogs" down loading, but its insanely slow. I also found another torrent with such classic creature features as Giant Spider Invasion, Croaked: the frog monster from hell, Blood monkey, and Slugs.

I think after frogs I have to do one of my shitty 1950-60's movies. Classics like Corpse grinders (criminals grinding people into cat food) The devil has seven faces (the first word on the back of the box blurb is "Sex-kitten") and Vampire Night Orgy (self explanatory I think)

[Cheddarius]

It's not self-explanatory though. The phrase has many nuances. Is it an orgy of vampire nights? An orgy of vampires at night? A night orgy, that is, an orgy of nights, associated with vampires somehow?