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[Neonivek]

You REALLY make me want to do a review of one particular Wishmasters movie. A local channel shown it.

Though ignoring my obvious lack of talent for writing comedy the main problem is that 50% of what is wrong with that movie (if not all of it) involves continuity... and as they say "explaining the joke kills it".

Honestly you can't find a dumber collection of characters given you realize that they have been through this 4 times (or 5)

Goodness, I wonder if you would do a collaboration...

[Sensei]

Heh, part of me wants to review Gulliver's Travels. It's like he shoehorned separate drafts of the same story into one chain of events...

[inteuniso]

Just looked on google search for my lonesome cowboy.

That was just fucked up.

[Realmfighter]

If you think that is fucked up, you have not been on the internet for long.

[Ampersand]

You know those little toys you used to have as a kid? The ones that looked like little binoculars with those little paper disks that had slides on them? How you’d pull the little handle on the side and change the slide with a ‘Click’? That’s what the transitions in this movie feel like, just random cuts with not fades or wipes.

The cuts and transitions were still less Jarring than in the Star Wars prequels.

[piecewise]

I AM RETURNED! And along side my plans for a nuclear missile, bismuth crystals, and stone goblets I have also gathered many many new movies!

If you can find a movie called Into the Fire, it will make that seem like a masterpiece.

Oh ho, you are in luck, for I did find that movie at a gas station. Here's the list.

Demon Child 666 (horrible looking rip off of Omen crossed with aliens as a demon baby eats a bunch of scientists.)

Into the fire (3 bucks at a gas station. Good sign)

Charms (Sabrina the teenage witch vs a half dozen hells angels)

Lord Protector (an extremely silly and cliche looking medieval movie about a knight who is the "chosen one" and etc etc)

Killer movie (reality tv show where someone is running around killing the contestants. Sounds like something Fox would show)

Grindhouse road (crazy lady is hallucinating. We're supposed to wonder if she's crazy or if there are ghosts or something.)

Beartooth (I dunno, it just has a bear screaming at me off the cover)

Midnight movie (slasher flick in a movie theater. Seems horribly cliche.)

Poor Pretty eddie (Hitchcock's Psycho rip off.)

Convict women (I bought it for the incredibly stupid title alone)

Princess of Mars (purports to be the inspiration for Avatar and based off the Burroughs series. Highly doubt that.)

Meteor Apocalypse ( sounds so generic I couldn't resist)

Ankle Biters (Two words: Dwarf Vampires)

Paranormal Entity (shameless rip off of "paranormal event")

The Witches Hammer (Its about vampires with swords. What?)

Ohhhh what fun we shall have together.   

[inteuniso]

I AM RETURNED! And along side my plans for a nuclear missile, bismuth crystals, and stone goblets I have also gathered many many new movies!

If you can find a movie called Into the Fire, it will make that seem like a masterpiece.

Ankle Biters (Two words: Dwarf Vampires)
Ohhhh what fun we shall have together.   

DO THIS ONE.

[Heron TSG]

Ankle Biters looks fun, but what about Frogs?

[Neonivek]

Well I guess this means Peicewise is too busy to do a collaberation.

I am SERIOUSLY starting to notice a pattern now. Endless loop of horror movies.

[Sensei]

What happened to vampire orgy or whatever, lol?

Also... definitely anklebiters, at least from that list.