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[LeoLeonardoIII]

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Yo dawg I hurd you liked turtles, so I made your turtle into a red turtle cloud so you can ride your turtle while your turtle rides you!

> Move so turtle cloud is between us and the island. Point turtle so it has to stare at the turtle cloud.

[Taco Dan]

Jump up and down on turtle.

[webadict]

Do Smooth Criminal.
Do Bad. (The song)

You don't know that song.

>eat glass

... What glass?

Make the turtle feel as if you are staring at it.

You're pretty sure the turtle already feels that.

stare at turtle.

surf turtle.

You stare at the turtle.

Your turtle does not know SURF.

Jump up and down on turtle.

Now now. It's not safe to jump up and down on clouds.

> go island

You wait until the turtle gets closer to the island. You jump off the cloud and land on the sand. Your turtle is back on your head immediately.

You feel as though the turtle is staring at the sand.

>

[Phantom]

Devour sand.

[webadict]

Devour sand.

You're not that desperate to eat.

>

[Phantom]

Remove turtle.

[Faden]

Build a sandcastle!

[Cheddarius]

Put head to ground so that turtle contacts sand.

[Taco Dan]

Build a house out of sand, live in the house.

[Tradanbattlan]

Fondly regard sand.
Dig randomly in sand.
Think cryptic and unessecary thoughts.
Explore island.

[Cheddarius]

Fondly regard sand.

[Phantom]

Fondly regard sand.

Fondly regard reptilian.
Fondly regard carnation.
Fondly regard plantation.
Fondly regard the nation.

[webadict]

Remove turtle.

Not since the last time you removed a turtle from a head.

Build a sandcastle!

You build a sandcastle. Wee!

Put head to ground so that turtle contacts sand.

Smashing your head into the sand doesn't help anything. You're pretty sure it just made the turtle angry.

Build a house out of sand, live in the house.

Your SAND CONSTRUCTION skill is not a high enough level.

Fondly regard sand.
Dig randomly in sand.
Think cryptic and unessecary thoughts.
Explore island.

You start digging in the sand. You find a door in the sand. It is simple and wooden, with a brass knob. There is a key hole. You are already holding the key.

You unlock the door and jump in. You land on your back in a tiled hallway. The floor is checkered black and white. The door behind you is currently open, staring up at the sky. There are a few small smiley clouds there.

Forward in the hall there are pillars with archways. The turtle is back on your head. The door slams shut behind you.

You feel as though the turtle is staring down the hallway. You feel a sense of deja vu.

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[Desiderium]

Take LSD.

Trip out, man!

Fondly regard smiling clouds, walk past giant yellowish-green flowers, look for a girl with the sun in her eyes.

Also, kill any black cats you see, make sure windows which were once open aren't now covered by a brick wall.

If they are, call Tank and get the fuck out of the Matrix!

[Faden]

Calmly walk down the hall, don't do anything terribly crazy