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[Cheddarius]

> APPREHEND THAT CRIMINAL
> DO NOT LET HIM ESCAPE

[Tradanbattlan]

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM"

[Taco Dan]

Fondly regard cremation.

[Desiderium]

> Kill red turtle, carve out insides residing inside the shell, leave the head and legs intact. Rip strips of clothing off long enough to use as a chin-strap. Tie strips of clothing to each leg and secure them at a point. Wear new turtle shell helmet that comes fully equipped with a menacing turtle stare.

[webadict]

> Kill red turtle, carve out insides residing inside the shell, leave the head and legs intact. Rip strips of clothing off long enough to use as a chin-strap. Tie strips of clothing to each leg and secure them at a point. Wear new turtle shell helmet that comes fully equipped with a menacing turtle stare.

You grab the red turtle. He instinctively ducks into his shell. Using the Hourglass, you bash the underside of the turtle relentless, cracking it open. You continue to bash until blood and guts are sprayed all over you and the turtle is dead. You scoop, pulling at times, the insides out, leaving a husk of a turtle. You rip off your pants, cutting them and tying them to the turtle. You place the now-helmet on your head, wearing a smile mostly held by psychopaths.

Is that really what you wanted, you sick monster?

Fondly regard cremation.

... No.

> APPREHEND THAT CRIMINAL
> DO NOT LET HIM ESCAPE

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM"

You pick up the red turtle. You place her on your head.

The green turtle turns and looks at you blankly. The pink turtle stares at you warmly. The blue turtle stares at you oddly. All of the turtles then turn and walk back toward the long grass.

You feel a sudden heaviness in your decision.

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[Tradanbattlan]

Reverse time to before we kill the Red Turtle.

[Phantom]

Reclaim the turtle we know and love.

[Cheddarius]

Consume remains of turtle

[webadict]

Reverse time to before we kill the Red Turtle.

The turtle was only killed in theory.

Reclaim the turtle we know and love.

You go to pick up the green turtle. He shakes his head. You knew someday he'd have to leave. You feel slightly sad as he continues on into the long grass. Perhaps sometime, old friend.

Consume remains of turtle

You fakeconsume the fakeremains of the red turtle.

You feel like it's a new adventure. With your old friend leaving to live out the rest of his life in the portrait and your new turtle friend upon your head, you take a deep breath of portrait air. You're holding an Hourglass in one hand and your compass in the other hand, which is pointing directly at the Hourglass. You've still got that plastic sand shovel and an empty water bottle in your pockets.

You feel as though the red turtle is staring at the metallic pond undecidedly.

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[Desiderium]

> dip finger in pond. If any liquid-metallic material stays on finger, raise drop to the turtle's face for his inspection.

[Cheddarius]

Drink stuff in hourglass

[Tradanbattlan]

Critic Turtle is critic.

> dip finger in pond. If any liquid-metallic material stays on finger, raise drop to the turtle's face for his inspection.

That.

[webadict]

Drink stuff in hourglass

Not even if I were about to die of dehydration.

> dip finger in pond. If any liquid-metallic material stays on finger, raise drop to the turtle's face for his inspection.

You dip your fingers into the pond. The metallic liquid crawls up your arm! You are pulled in! You struggle, but the liquid is far more powerful. You are engulfed completely.

You feel like you are moving.

Suddenly, you are in a white void. Standing in front of you is... you? You are facing away from yourself. On your other head sits the red turtle.

You're not entirely sure what to do. The other you is simply muttering to himself.

 You feel as though the red turtle is staring at herself.

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[Tradanbattlan]

Take off with the other self's clothes. That'll show him.

[Desiderium]

> Attempt to discern what he is saying. Also, take the turtle off of his head and place it upon your turtle. BALANCE +1!!!