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[The Architect]

When excrement is implemented, do we get to build things out of the bars?








Come on, we all need a little humor now and then

[Retro]

Hehehe. "When you see it, you'll shit blocks."

[Nadaka]

When excrement is implemented, do we get to build things out of the bars?








Come on, we all need a little humor now and then

I find your avatar image to be quite appropriate.

[Lemunde]

Aw crap...

[Playbahnosh]

Actually, building things out of shit was very common in the old ages. Straws, some loam and shit. Cow shit had it all in one neat package, they made blocks of the stuff and let it dry. It was hard enough that huts could be built out of them. It was a pretty good insulator, kept the warm in and the cold out, and fyi, dry shit doesn't smell. It burns good though...

It will be good when playing humans in freezing climate, where no other building materials are available...

[Ieb]

So besides the kitten factories, puppy factories, and *insert farm animal here* factories, future DF will also provide support for crap factories.

"Crap faster, I don't want to freeze out here!"
*whip crack*

[Retro]

Not that I know the raws very well, but I suppose you could add in a reaction similar to that of how eating raw turtles produces turtle shells and bones, but make it produce an object called '[race] turd' and add it to every food. ...Of course, that would imply that dwarves crap at the dinner table, but hey...

[sproingie]

There's a reason the plump helmet spawn appears on the chair, not the table...

[Playbahnosh]

hmm... if you make it into blocks, you can make crafts out of them. I guess the elves would die for the new <<cat turd mugs>> and ++dwarf turd toy hammers++.

Better yet, make bolts out of the stuff, there is no better vengeance than murdering goblins with sharp, flying pieces of shit... or impale them with huge, pointy crap-spikes launched from a ballista... Also, what about huge serrated turd disks?

[silhouette]

hmm... if you make it into blocks, you can make crafts out of them. I guess the elves would die for the new <<cat turd mugs>> and ++dwarf turd toy hammers++.

Better yet, make bolts out of the stuff, there is no better vengeance than murdering goblins with sharp, flying pieces of shit... or impale them with huge, pointy crap-spikes launched from a ballista... Also, what about huge serrated turd disks?

The elf village would stink to hell, so much that even goblins would stay away from it.

[Playbahnosh]

hmm... if you make it into blocks, you can make crafts out of them. I guess the elves would die for the new <<cat turd mugs>> and ++dwarf turd toy hammers++.

Better yet, make bolts out of the stuff, there is no better vengeance than murdering goblins with sharp, flying pieces of shit... or impale them with huge, pointy crap-spikes launched from a ballista... Also, what about huge serrated turd disks?

The elf village would stink to hell, so much that even goblins would stay away from it.

Dry crap doesn't stink, fyi. And elves stink enough themselves a lot already, with all that tree-hugging, no showering crap. Buncha filthy hippies they are...

[Amalgam]

*shudder*

It's all fun and games until someone craps in your water supply.

[Captain Xenon]

eh, all crap is good for IMHO is fertilizer and fuel. use it in plash of potash for fields, or in place of charcoal/coke for the forge.

but yeah, new hauling tasks there. once we have crap in-game, we will need a new zone for it- or maybe dwarves just find a garbage dump to take a dump at? that will make the quantum stockpile a bit more interesting.... never mind mucking out the jail every so often!

new bad mood for 'had to sit in his own filth' perhaps. hmm, is fire imp crap flamable? or just always aflame? or do they simply throw it?

[blue emu]

When you consider how lethal thrown objects are in this game... and also bear in mind the crap-throwing habits of many primates... perhaps Rhesus Macaques will displace Carp as the new bane of Dwarvenkind, once this is implimented.

[moocowmoo]

When excrement is implemented, do we get to build things out of the bars?

Come on, we all need a little humor now and then

I find your avatar image to be quite appropriate.

I was thinking the same thing lol. More for other threads than this one actually.