As if I didn't already have enough reasons to hate this awful little country I'm doomed to live in. :c
This sounds like you'd probably hate
anywhere you were born. Like, the UK :-
- three times the population of Australia packed in like sardines into a tiny country
- to put this in perspective, Australia has
three people per square km, while UK has
395.
- To put that in further perspective, greater melbourne is 100x100 km, and has 4 million people, so it also has 400 people per sq.km.
- UK is a wall-to-wall Melbourne basically, but completely full of English people. No thanks.
- extremely rigid class heirarchy. you think the Liberal Party of Australia are arrogant pricks? Try the Tories.
- wet and miserable like all the time
- everything costs a lot
- minimum wage 2/3rds of Australia, even though nothing is cheaper
- the girls are all either upper/middle class snobs or complete back-alley trollops. I've met British women here on holidays, they were all awful.
- You have to have a special license to watch TV
- they have electricity for renters that you have to pre-pay by sticking coins in or you freeze to death. Because poor people can't be trusted. And if poor people run out of money for electricity, fuck'em. They're poor people:
https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/24540/what-exactly-does-one-bar-fire-with-50p-in-the-meter-meanDoes that fucking sound like what you want? Half the people there would
kill to have Australian citizenship.