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[Rose]

I shave once a week or so, and shaving cream is a must.

[miauw62]

I merely get a wimpy adolescent mustache, so I just quickly shave my upper lip every week.

[Sirus]

I can grow something resembling a beard and mustache combo, but it barely gains any length at all. Even when left alone for more than a year.

[Rolan7]

I shave once a week or so, and shaving cream is a must.

Ah okay, I sorta assumed some people were like this.  Able to shave only once a week, instead of growing an uncomfortable stubble literally every day.
I respect you a lot, also fuck you

...  I really need to try shaving cream.  It's just...  wow, extremely disgusting to me.  Maybe because I've literally never used it (29).

!?!???!?

I mean I guess this breaks my brain because I burn through my shaving cream really quickly since I basically shave about 10 times a day...

It's just... so...
I dunno, I should give it a proper try instead of spraying some then washing my hands in disgust.
Urg.

[Putnam]

I merely get a wimpy adolescent mustache, so I just quickly shave my upper lip every week.

I have an awful mustache, but my full, luscious beard and my soft, thick hair make it not too bad.

Besides, I'm in the EWA smash bros community, there ain't a mustache there that can compare to Chip's. Actually, I don't think there's a mustache anywhere in all of Smash Bros that can compare to Chip's, seriously goddamn

I mean, you have to see it in person, it's impossible to ignore, it's just beautiful

[itisnotlogical]

Five. Five failed relationships, even though I earnestly gave it 110% every single day. Ah-ah-ahhh.

My facial hair grows quickly, but I have a lot of strange bald spots and it just looks shitty and gross even after a solid year of growth so I've quit trying.

I like shaving cream. When I was little I used it to draw shapes on the wall.

[Orange Wizard]

It's just... so...
I dunno, I should give it a proper try instead of spraying some then washing my hands in disgust.
Urg.

I don't really think it's worthwhile, honestly. I just use soap.

[Rose]

I shave once a week or so, and shaving cream is a must.

Ah okay, I sorta assumed some people were like this.  Able to shave only once a week, instead of growing an uncomfortable stubble literally every day.
I respect you a lot, also fuck you

I didn't say that. I shave once a week because I'm lazy, but it does get pretty uncomfortable anyway.

[scriver]

I need to shave about every four days, myself. Often only does it once a week because I'm lazy too.

[FearfulJesuit]

I shave about every other day. I can't leave my facial hair alone for more than about three or four days- I find stubble extremely uncomfortable.

[Lord Shonus]

I get visible stubble within 6 to 8 hours of shaving, and often wind up with smooth but darker skin where my beard goes right after shaving. This is a bit of a hassle, since the GM at work is very anti-beard, and you either have to have a full beard (which has to be allowed because several religious groups consider a full beard important in a man) or a bare face, nothing in between.

[Tack]

Yeah my beard is still too thin. It looks good as stubble but let it grow and it looks like spaghetti from a colander.

[Ghills]

...  I really need to try shaving cream.  It's just...  wow, extremely disgusting to me.  Maybe because I've literally never used it (29).

!?!???!?

I mean I guess this breaks my brain because I burn through my shaving cream really quickly since I basically shave about 10 times a day...

It's just... so...
I dunno, I should give it a proper try instead of spraying some then washing my hands in disgust.
Urg.

Hm.  It sounds like you really need something, but it doesn't have to be shaving cream.  Anything that lathers well will do. The point is to lubricate everything so the razer doesn't catch and dig anywhere.

Have you tried getting the razers with lots of aloe/whatever embedded in the head? They help a lot.

[RedKing]

I haven't been clean-shaven since before my kids were born. And that was just once as an experiment, to which my then-wife responded by avoiding me until it grew back.

Shaving cream is nice, especially the warm kind. Get a professional hot towel, hot lather shave and you'll see what I mean.

Only thing now is that my beard is starting to show a lot more grey. 

[miauw62]

I merely get a wimpy adolescent mustache, so I just quickly shave my upper lip every week.

I have an awful mustache, but my full, luscious beard and my soft, thick hair make it not too bad.

Besides, I'm in the EWA smash bros community, there ain't a mustache there that can compare to Chip's. Actually, I don't think there's a mustache anywhere in all of Smash Bros that can compare to Chip's, seriously goddamn

I mean, you have to see it in person, it's impossible to ignore, it's just beautiful

i see that mustache and raise you Asimov's sideburns.