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[sjm9876]

I-90 Techforcer, masterful at absorbing bullets

Totally not volunteering cause my usual team is 3-man and we need a 4th for the death-wish xmas mask

[Aedel]

There's a new PD2 update. The thing is, I have nobody to play it with since I got into a fight with the Mastermind of my usual group... man. This is such a damn bummer. A small sad, but a sad nonetheless...

FEAR NOT

FOR BAY12 IS HERE TO SAVE YOU

ADD ME ON THE STEAMS, I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GATHER SOME PEOPLE
by some people i mean one possibly two
Also, what tree are you? I am tech. Mostly because all the others seemed like I'd hate it far too much.
(hoxton best character fuck off houston)

>fuck off houston

Spoiler: have a copypasta (click to show/hide)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little techie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ghosts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on that jewelry store down the street, and I have over 300 confirmed ECM jams. I am trained in stealth gorilla warfare and I’m the top pistolman in the entire Crimenet armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with silence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Bains across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

DALLAAAAAS, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR KEEEEEYS

I'm a 75ish something Mastermind. I yell at the bullets in people to get lost so they can get up.

[penguinofhonor]

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[sjm9876]

....Is there a bay12 payday thread? Might be wroth necroing it if there is.

Would check myself, but 00:30 here, and lectures in 9 hours. Sleep time I believe.

[Gunner-Chan]

Spoiler: have a copypasta (click to show/hide)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little techie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ghosts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on that jewelry store down the street, and I have over 300 confirmed ECM jams. I am trained in stealth gorilla warfare and I’m the top pistolman in the entire Crimenet armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with silence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Bains across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

DALLAAAAAS, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR KEEEEEYS

Spoiler: I counter with more copypasta (click to show/hide)

I was only 9 years old
I loved Hoxton so much
I had all his masks and his guns
I prayed every night
"Hoxtillicious is love. Hoxtillicious is life.", I would say
Houston hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he is only jealous of my devotion to El Hoxo.
I call him a wanker.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
My face is hurting
It's so cold
I feel something moving and a warmth in the sheets.
It's Hoxtatron.
"did you miss me ya wankers?" he whispers into my ear
He grabs me and puts me in zip cuffs.
I'm ready.
He fills my arse with his toothbrush shank
My arse starts bleeding. It hurts but I do it for Hoxtinite
Houston comes in the room.
Hoxtable looks at him and says " I just saw a spider so big it looked like it was from fucking Pacific Rim.
He jumps through the window.
Houston is downed
Hoxton is love. Hoxton is life

[Fniff]

Spoiler: have a copypasta (click to show/hide)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little techie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ghosts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on that jewelry store down the street, and I have over 300 confirmed ECM jams. I am trained in stealth gorilla warfare and I’m the top pistolman in the entire Crimenet armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with silence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Bains across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gage and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

DALLAAAAAS, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR KEEEEEYS

Spoiler: I counter with more copypasta (click to show/hide)

I was only 9 years old
I loved Hoxton so much
I had all his masks and his guns
I prayed every night
"Hoxtillicious is love. Hoxtillicious is life.", I would say
Houston hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he is only jealous of my devotion to El Hoxo.
I call him a wanker.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
My face is hurting
It's so cold
I feel something moving and a warmth in the sheets.
It's Hoxtatron.
"did you miss me ya wankers?" he whispers into my ear
He grabs me and puts me in zip cuffs.
I'm ready.
He fills my arse with his toothbrush shank
My arse starts bleeding. It hurts but I do it for Hoxtinite
Houston comes in the room.
Hoxtable looks at him and says " I just saw a spider so big it looked like it was from fucking Pacific Rim.
He jumps through the window.
Houston is downed
Hoxton is love. Hoxton is life

Spoiler: Copypasta? Copypasta (click to show/hide)

REMOVE HOXTON remove hoxton
you are worst hoxton. you are the brit idiot you are the brit smell. return to england. to our england cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,dallas we will never forgeve you. dallas rascal FUck but fuck asshole brit stink dallas sqhipere shqipare..hoxton genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead haxton..ahahahahahDALLAS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget payday 1 .chains we kill bain , chains return to your precious john wick….hahahahaha idiot hoxton and dallas smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE HOXTON FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. dozers+tasers+snipers+shields=kill dallas…
- An Excerpt From a Recent Press Conference by the Washington D.C Police Department

[BlackFlyme]

I feel like shit. I'm not sure if it's stress, sickness, or because I'm out of medicine. Or if it's something else entirely.

I have exams next week, and I do not feel prepared for any of them.

We haven't even started packing, even though we are moving in a few days. Maybe. My mom is having last minute second thoughts.

A friend keeps trying to get me to keep playing games with him all night, even though he knows I still have classes and have to pack. But apparently I should shirk those and stay up until as early as five in the morning playing video games.

E: Grammar

[Arx]

Now my middle-aged relatives are dying of cancer, not just the old ones. Hooray.

 
I wish I could offer more than hollow-sounding sympathy. That's a really sad situation.

[Orange Wizard]

hnnnnnnng christmas

get the sod out of my house you fat bastard

[LordSlowpoke]

can someone find me some hope because the life situation i'm in lacks it tia

[Helgoland]

You could find some hops

You know

In beer

It's not hope, but it's got alcohol

[LordSlowpoke]

eh, it's been a while since i got drunk

beer soon

[Lord Shonus]

I realized today that my retro gaming collection is pretty much as complete as it's going to be. There's a handful of NES/SNES/Genesis games I might be able to find at affordable rates, and there's always the "hidden gem" possibility where I pick up something on a whim that I've never heard of, but any title I might seek out that I don't yet have are at least $70, with a few of the others going for in excess of $100, and I simply can't afford to buy at that level.

[Tiruin]

Friend of mine putting assumptions instead of reasoning as his beliefs in life.
And when I say assumptions, I mean unwarranted ones (steeped in negativity x_x).
He's a good guy...if you look past his negative attitude. But uummph. That negativity.
Its not helping him in life.

[McDonald]

Not so fast, for I am the horse mask creep!

I'm not the first horse mask freak in here