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[Graknorke]

My nana always said the gays would take over the caves right before they took over the schools.

I thought they were holding control of the closets?

[BlackFlyme]

Got home at the same time as my mom's boyfriend. I don't want to get pulled into the middle of all of this.

He wasn't yelling at me or anything. He was actually reasonable. For him, anyways. He explained his side of the story, though I already know it.

He's still angry at my mom over the argument that they had last summer that forced me to move to my dad's.

He actually is in the right in that argument.

[Mr. Strange]

Wait, like the whole thing, or the flesh in front of the fingernails?

Little bit of the flesh in front and under it, my thick talon nail stopped the knife.

Work's a bitch since it starts to bleed everytime I poke it into something. Bloody fingerprints everywhere...

[TD1]

Wait, like the whole thing, or the flesh in front of the fingernails?

Little bit of the flesh in front and under it, my thick talon nail stopped the knife.

Work's a bitch since it starts to bleed everytime I poke it into something. Bloody fingerprints everywhere...

On the plus side, you could touch so many things people a) assume someone is dying, or b) think it is a zombie apocalypse.

Win win!

[AlleeCat]

you can't include everybody because this includes cis people and that's bigoted

You can't include everybody because cis/hetero people haven't been discriminated against for thousands of years. Is being cisgendered considered a mental illness? I didn't think so.

[TD1]

you can't include everybody because this includes cis people and that's bigoted

You can't include everybody because cis/hetero people haven't been discriminated against for thousands of years. Is being cisgendered considered a mental illness? I didn't think so.

Let's not drag that back, please. It's been rather dead for a while now.

[mastahcheese]

You mean traveling across the land, searching far and wide?

Just you and me. You know it's your destiny.

I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family.

Living in a lonely woooooorld~~

This was so bad I think I stopped believing.

[Mr. Strange]

you can't include everybody because this includes cis people and that's bigoted

You can't include everybody because cis/hetero people haven't been discriminated against for thousands of years. Is being cisgendered considered a mental illness? I didn't think so.

Let's not drag that back, please. It's been rather dead for a while now.

*must... resist...*
Yeah, this shit has burned before so let's not do it again.

[Spehss _]

That awkward moment when you're standing in line at the chick-fil-e at the college and that girl - the one you totally had a unrequited unspoken crush on in middle school but totally didn't have a crush on her in high school and you most totally don't still find her attractive - stands in line slightly behind you and you just happen to turn to look behind you to see what the line is like and you instantly recognize her profile in your peripheral vision and she probably recognizes you because she moves like she's probably trying to get out of your line of sight probably because she thinks you're a weird creepy guy and you probably made eye contact and now there's this awkward atmosphere between the two of you that you may or may not just be imagining and shit that was awkward all I was doing was looking to see how long the damn line was I didn't even want her to be there aaaaaagh.

Damn. That was sooo awkward. Maybe I should've said something. Act all surprised to see her or something. Or maybe I'll just never go outside ever again so that I'll never run the risk of seeing her ever again and then I'll never feel lonely. Just seeing her makes me feel bad. Stupid emotions making feel like I should talk to people and shit.

bleah.

[Graknorke]

Jesus Dicking Christ Spehhs_, you could probably read the entire works of Shakespeare off a blank sheet of paper.

[Tawa]

Jesus's middle name was "Dicking"?

[Spehss _]

Jesus Dicking Christ Spehhs_, you could probably read the entire works of Shakespeare off a blank sheet of paper.

Brb, gonna try that.

[4maskwolf]

That awkward moment when you're standing in line at the chick-fil-e at the college and that girl - the one you totally had a unrequited unspoken crush on in middle school but totally didn't have a crush on her in high school and you most totally don't still find her attractive - stands in line slightly behind you and you just happen to turn to look behind you to see what the line is like and you instantly recognize her profile in your peripheral vision and she probably recognizes you because she moves like she's probably trying to get out of your line of sight probably because she thinks you're a weird creepy guy and you probably made eye contact and now there's this awkward atmosphere between the two of you that you may or may not just be imagining and shit that was awkward all I was doing was looking to see how long the damn line was I didn't even want her to be there aaaaaagh.

Damn. That was sooo awkward. Maybe I should've said something. Act all surprised to see her or something. Or maybe I'll just never go outside ever again so that I'll never run the risk of seeing her ever again and then I'll never feel lonely. Just seeing her makes me feel bad. Stupid emotions making feel like I should talk to people and shit.

bleah.

I know what you mean, bud...

[Worldmaster27]

argh

being sick sucks

[Tawa]

argh

being sick sucks

Worldmaster, are you my sister or something?

Because she was sick today, too.