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[TD1]

Much luck.

[Descan]

* Descan fires the orbital luck-cannon onto Hans

You ever wonder where rainbows come from? It's not refraction, it's a gay viking in a satellite firing luckbeams at people.

[TD1]

*Whispers to bystander*

<sub>When he's not firing the death cannon, that is.

Where do you think volcanoes come from? Not to mention earthquakes and tsunamis.</sub>

[Descan]

Unfortunately I ran out of anything but carebears for fuel, so it's basically nothing but luck-beams and rainbows from here on out. :/

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke sits atop a mountain of tiny vibrating vikings as balrog's theme: smooth jazz remix plays from an indeterminable direction

* LordSlowpoke sips tea, splashing it all over self in the process

the huzzah is real

also seven whole lucks to you hans

no more than seven though

[Bauglir]

Off-topic, but I'd love to see this exchange happen in some sort of work of fiction. Maybe one day we could have a decent Dungeons and Dragons movie (I mean, we've finally gotten good comic book movies lately, so it's within the realm of possibility), and just before they head into the dungeon, a newbie adventurer gets this talk from a monk veteran.

And when the veteran eventually has to hold off a horde of monsters so everyone else can get to safety (because he's a more powerful mentor figure, so he either has to leave on his own accord or die so that the main character can learn to be his own man), he'd say to the newbie something like, "I'm buying you a bit more time on the Mortal Plane. It may just be a few seconds or it may be decades, but, either way, make each second count."

And then he proceeds to kick so much ass. The monsters surround him, and the last shot you see of him is him still fighting them all.

And then later he turns out to have been a lich the whole time.

[Arx]

If a monk's fists count as a weapon for the purposes of enchantment, can they be his phylactery?

[Mech#4]

If a monk's fists count as a weapon for the purposes of enchantment, can they be his phylactery?

And would that diminish or improve his unarmed combat?

[mastahcheese]

*Salutes Hans*

Best of luck to you, you amazing bastard.

You can do this.

[BFEL]

Off-topic, but I'd love to see this exchange happen in some sort of work of fiction. Maybe one day we could have a decent Dungeons and Dragons movie (I mean, we've finally gotten good comic book movies lately, so it's within the realm of possibility), and just before they head into the dungeon, a newbie adventurer gets this talk from a monk veteran.

And when the veteran eventually has to hold off a horde of monsters so everyone else can get to safety (because he's a more powerful mentor figure, so he either has to leave on his own accord or die so that the main character can learn to be his own man), he'd say to the newbie something like, "I'm buying you a bit more time on the Mortal Plane. It may just be a few seconds or it may be decades, but, either way, make each second count."

And then he proceeds to kick so much ass. The monsters surround him, and the last shot you see of him is him still fighting them all.

And then later he turns out to have been a lich the whole time.

Naw, after the big bad is dead they come back to pay their respects and the monk is STILL THERE, STILL KICKING ASS.

[Sirus]

Off-topic, but I'd love to see this exchange happen in some sort of work of fiction. Maybe one day we could have a decent Dungeons and Dragons movie (I mean, we've finally gotten good comic book movies lately, so it's within the realm of possibility), and just before they head into the dungeon, a newbie adventurer gets this talk from a monk veteran.

And when the veteran eventually has to hold off a horde of monsters so everyone else can get to safety (because he's a more powerful mentor figure, so he either has to leave on his own accord or die so that the main character can learn to be his own man), he'd say to the newbie something like, "I'm buying you a bit more time on the Mortal Plane. It may just be a few seconds or it may be decades, but, either way, make each second count."

And then he proceeds to kick so much ass. The monsters surround him, and the last shot you see of him is him still fighting them all.

And then later he turns out to have been a lich the whole time.

Naw, after the big bad is dead they come back to pay their respects and the monk is STILL THERE, STILL KICKING ASS.

Nah, the heroes are fighting the Big Bad Evil Guy, and when all hope seems lost the monk reappears, bloody and wounded but leaving a trail of dead monster in his wake. The monk provides the right amount of support for the heroes to win, then dies afterwards.

[Rose]

I keep reading every instance if the word luck on this page as fuck.

[flabort]

Hmm. Paranoia sounds almost just as bad as Restless Legs Syndrome coupled with Sleep Apnea.
Except you can't make a roleplaying game out of my condition, and I bet yours goes away some nights.

Still, I empathize with your loss of sleep over a pointless event of your brain going "fuck you, body, I think we'll keep going", and offer hugs.

[Rose]

Yeah, I'm just gonna join the can't sleep wagon.

[mastahcheese]

Huh.

I actually slept well for once last night.

Sorry, m8s.